Shivering Sherlocks (1948)
Larry Fine: Larry Fine
Quotes
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[the Stooges are looking for something to pry open a locked door]
Larry Fine : [holding a crowbar] You think this'll open it?
Moe Howard : [taking crowbar] Swell. Where'd you get it?
Larry Fine : In the house.
Moe Howard : Oh...
[Moe turns around and realizes the door is open]
Moe Howard : In the house?
Larry Fine : Yeah. Can you use it?
Moe Howard : And how.
[Moe bonks Larry on the head with the crowbar]
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Larry Fine : What will it be, sir?
Customer : I'll take the short ribs.
Larry Fine : I think we got some delicious chicken soup.
Customer : Just short ribs.
Larry Fine : I know but you haven't tried our chicken soup I know because I...
Customer : [Grabs Larry by the collar] Short ribs!
Customer : Short ribs. Chicken soup comin' up!
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Moe Howard : It was swell of you to tell the cops we worked here, Ms. Harmon.
Larry Fine : Yeah, it it wasn't for you, we'd be sent up for life.
Shemp Howard : You sure got us out of a jam.
Gladys Harmon : Oh, that's all right, boys. I'm sort of in a jam myself.
Moe Howard : Yeah? What's the trouble?
Gladys Harmon : Oh, trying to make a go of this restaurant. I can't afford any help. And most of my customers sign their checks instead of paying.
Moe Howard : You mean they signed all these?
Gladys Harmon : Mm-hmm.
Moe Howard : Why, the dirty chiselers.
Larry Fine : Who are they?
Moe Howard : [flipping through] Larry Fine, Larry Fine, La...
[slapping the bald part of his head]
Moe Howard : Why, you nitwit!
Shemp Howard : You got a lot of crust, you have.
Moe Howard : I wonder whose this is.
[flipping through]
Moe Howard : Shemp Howard, Shemp Howard, Shemp...
[slapping him]
Moe Howard : What's the matter with you?
Shemp Howard : I'm coming right back.
Moe Howard : Hey, this guy must have had a tapeworm.
[flipping through]
Moe Howard : Moe Howard, Moe Howard, Moe...
[seeing their expressions, he slaps them both]
Moe Howard : What are you guys looking at? Get out of here.