Shivering Sherlocks (1948)

Christine McIntyre: Gladys Harmon

Quotes 

• Moe Howard : It was swell of you to tell the cops we worked here, Ms. Harmon.

  Larry Fine : Yeah, it it wasn't for you, we'd be sent up for life.

  Shemp Howard : You sure got us out of a jam.

  Gladys Harmon : Oh, that's all right, boys. I'm sort of in a jam myself.

  Moe Howard : Yeah? What's the trouble?

  Gladys Harmon : Oh, trying to make a go of this restaurant. I can't afford any help. And most of my customers sign their checks instead of paying.

  Moe Howard : You mean they signed all these?

  Gladys Harmon : Mm-hmm.

  Moe Howard : Why, the dirty chiselers.

  Larry Fine : Who are they?

  Moe Howard : [flipping through]  Larry Fine, Larry Fine, La...

  [slapping the bald part of his head] 

  Moe Howard : Why, you nitwit!

  Shemp Howard : You got a lot of crust, you have.

  Moe Howard : I wonder whose this is.

  [flipping through] 

  Moe Howard : Shemp Howard, Shemp Howard, Shemp...

  [slapping him] 

  Moe Howard : What's the matter with you?

  Shemp Howard : I'm coming right back.

  Moe Howard : Hey, this guy must have had a tapeworm.

  [flipping through] 

  Moe Howard : Moe Howard, Moe Howard, Moe...

  [seeing their expressions, he slaps them both] 

  Moe Howard : What are you guys looking at? Get out of here.