The Girl from Jones Beach (1949)

Eddie Bracken: Chuck Donovan

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• Collection Agent : Can I give you a lift?

  Chuck Donovan : I'm going to throw myself off the Brooklyn bridge.

  Collection Agent : Oh sorry. I'm going to the Bronx.

• Chuck Donovan : Say, how come a girl like you isn't married or even engaged?

  Miss Brooks : Well, it's like this, I'm too intelligent for the men I attract and not beautiful enough for the men who attract me.

• Chuck Donovan : Night school. You've just gotten off the boat and you want to become a citizen so you enroll in her class.

  Bob Randolph : I already am a citizen.

  Chuck Donovan : So, you'll vote twice.

• Chuck Donovan : It's amazing how a dozen dames can keep a secret that long.

  Bob Randolph : Oh, each one of them thinks she's the whole girl.

  Chuck Donovan : You must have your hands full.

• Chuck Donovan : [Talking on a pay phone]  She's in the Locker Room now getting dressed, I think. I'm watching for her now. Look, I'll have to hang up, there's some dame blocking my view.

• Chuck Donovan : Oh, why couldn't one of us be a girl? You'd look cute.

• Chuck Donovan : Sometimes a girl looks different with clothes on.

• Chuck Donovan : Hi, beautiful. Where's your boss?

  Miss Brooks : He hasn't come down yet. Shall I tell him you're here?

  Chuck Donovan : No, thanks. I'll wait. I need the rest. I've been on a merry-go-round! I've been going steady with 12 dames at once.

• Chuck Donovan : You mean she hasn't fallen for you yet?

  Bob Randolph : Well, if she were the kind of girl that just wanted to be kissed, I could handle her. But, what do you do with a girl who wants to be admired intellectually?

  Chuck Donovan : Never ran across that kind.

• Chuck Donovan : We could make it a double wedding. Maybe we'll get a discount.

  Connie Martin : Why don't we all go on our honeymoon together!

  Chuck Donovan : Hey, that's an idea. You and Ruth can share one room and Bob and I the other.

  Connie Martin : Chuck, who ya kidding?

  [Kiss]