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6/10
Ron shows his funny side
bkoganbing30 November 2005
No one will ever say that The Girl from Jones Beach is any kind of masterpiece film, but it did provide Ronald Reagan one of the few opportunities to demonstrate a flair for comedy.

Reagan is an artist whose subject matter is beautiful women. He's in fact put together quite a collection of photographs of women who have the most beautiful body part, subject A: best hips, subject B: best ankles, etc. Put them all together with their best features showing and you have the perfect woman.

One day Reagan and pal Eddie Bracken spot Virginia Mayo in a bathing suit on Jones Beach. Here's where some comparisons to the Warner Brothers Marion Davies film Page Miss Glory can be made. She also is a walking composite photograph.

Of course Mayo is a school teacher who's not particularly interested in having a career exposing her body to the leering male population. I think you can figure out the rest of this.

Another reviewer said that this would be interesting as a horror film remake. Actually there was such a film made that starred Lilli Palmer, The House That Dripped Blood. Same premise about body parts.

Reagan does show good comedic abilities. He tries to woo Mayo by pretending to be an immigrant taking a night school class she runs for prospective citizenship applicants. His mittel-europa accent that he puts on is no worse than Rock Hudson's Texan speech in Pillow Talk.

It looked like the cast was having a good time filming this thing and the results are positive.
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5/10
A bathing suit is like an empty bottle. You never know what's in it unless it's full....
mark.waltz28 December 2013
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So says Judge Henry Travers at the conclusion of this charming light-hearted comedy that shows a different side of the Gipper. Ronald Reagan, during his Democratic/Jane Wyman days, was a dashing leading man, even if his acting talents never matched up with similar all-American heroes like Gary Cooper, Henry Fonda and James Stewart. Like those actors, he switched between comedy and dramas, westerns and war films, with ease, and was featured with practically every major leading lady during the golden age of Hollywood. Here, that leading lady is Virginia Mayo (no "Airplane!" ham jokes please!), a beauty who went from light-hearted musicals and film noir to some rather forgettable "Z" grade stuff much later on. During her heyday, she was a rival to other blonde cover girls like Betty Grable and June Haver, yet like Reagan, never made the top echelon of stars.

This innocuous little comedy features Reagan as a famous artist who has sketched "The Randolph Girl", whom the 12 girls he used as models found out were only used for certain body features. Thanks to clumsy Eddie Bracken, this secret is revealed, and after Bracken spots Mayo from his boat at Jones Beach, Reagan high-tales it there to make her the one and only. He poses as a Czechlosovakian immigrant to enter her class for immigrants seeking citizenship and successfully romances her while trying to figure out a way to get her to model her figure for him. But when the board members of the school (lead by Florence Bates) find out, her job is in jeopardy, and she sues the school for the right to live her life as she sees fit, claiming that there is nothing scandalous about her bathing suit. This leads to a Capra-like courtroom finale where a movie is shown of bathing suits throughout history where the evidence points to someone in the courtroom being scandalous at the turn of the previous century!

Charming and sweet, this will never be considered of award caliber, but for what it is, it is a lot of fun. Mayo and Reagan have an easy going chemistry which they would repeat later on in "She's Working Her Way Through College", a musical version of "The Male Animal". Petite Dona Drake is a scene stealer as Bracken's girlfriend who keeps saving him from suicide attempts which you know are bogus. (One of them takes place on the Times Square subway platform, giving a glimpse into how much has changed and how much nothing has changed.) The models are all shapely and feisty which results in an amusing confrontation after Reagan's secret is revealed. Also very amusing are the fantasy scenes of Reagan viewing Mayo first clad in a bathing suit while she's in teacher uniform and later in teacher uniform while she's clad in a bathing suit, and later, Mayo fantasizing about the fully-dressed Reagan in tight swim trunks when she finally comes to terms about her feelings.
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6/10
Ronnie Reagan is teacher's pet and Virginia Mayo is teacher.
estherwalker-347108 December 2020
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Much reminds me of the decade-later film "Teacher's Pet", in which newspaper man Clark Gable joins Doris Day's night class on journalism. Naturally, he becomes her star pupil, and a romance follows........ This B&W film is only 78min. long: a typical length for a 'B' programmer film. Reagan would again costar with Virginia a few years later, in "She's Working her Way through College".......... Ronnie is an artist, currently specializing in painting gorgeous young women. He also is drawing a composite woman, made up of the best feature of 12 women, which he calls 'the Randolf girl', his last name being Randolf.............His friend Chuck(Eddie Bracken) knows that Randolf is looking for a real 'Randolf girl', and thinks he spots her in a bathing suit on Jones Beach(Long Island), while boating just off the beach. But, she disappears into the women's bath house, and he doesn't recognize her when she emerges. Nonetheless, he tells Ronnie about this, and they motorboat in front of Jones Beach again, about week later, and spot her again. Again, she disappears into the women's locker room, but Chuck recognizes her this time when she emerges and follows her home, where he discovers that she is a night school teacher for immigrants, who hope to become US citizens, and that she prefers to be known for her brains rather than her beauty. Ronnie decides to sign up for her class ,pretending to be from Czechoslovakia, humorously speaking with a pan-European accent, which Virginia isn't sure is believable. At first, a goof off, eventually, he impresses her with his sincerity and knowledge, so much so , that he she accepts an offer for a moonlight stroll along Jones Beach. Here, he discovers that she also likes to be known for her beauty..........A photo of Virginia in her swimsuit, on the beach, appears in the local newspaper, and the schoolboard, especially in the person of old Miss Shoemaker(Florence Bates) takes exception to this display, and fires Virginia. But, Virginia decides to fight back, and a trial is arranged. Ronnie helps her by displaying a series of slides of women's bathing suit fashions through the past few decades, noting that when Ms. Shoemaker was young, she was arrested for wearing her then daring swimsuit. Charismatic character actor Henry Travers is the judge, and is impressed by Ronnie's logic, rendering a decision to reinstate Virginia as teacher......... Now, Chuck has a girlfriend, played by the very light-skinned African American Dona Drake, who is playing a Caucasian here. He suggests to Ronnie that they have a double wedding, and the film ends there..........In sum, this is a pleasant breezy romantic comedy, if you have nothing better to do, and are turned on by one or more of the stars. Eddie Bracken, as usual, adds light comedy with his awkwardness and hair-brained ideas.
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4/10
On Trial for a Swim Suit
wes-connors25 August 2007
Ronald Reagan is a "Glamour Girl" painter, famous for his paintings of the sexy "Randolph Girl". When his pal Eddie Bracken wants to meet her, Mr. Reagan reveals she's actually a composite of twelve beautiful women. One day, at the Beach, Mr. Bracken spots Virginia Mayo in a bathing suit - Ms. Mayo is their "Dream Girl" come true! Alas, Mayo is an prim and proper schoolteacher type!

It's a very slight film; but, it has a very good message, if you can stay with it until the end. You may get a kick out of: Reagan using an unplugged electric razor on what looks like a clean shaved face, nobody answering the question, "How many 'Ms' are in the word Mississippi?" and, Reagan and Mayo reciting Shakespeare. With "Beach" in the title and Virginia Mayo in the credits, you know what you're getting with "The Girl from Jones Beach" - ankles, legs, knees, torso… but, stay calm, it's a 1949 film.

**** The Girl from Jones Beach (1949) Peter Godfrey ~ Ronald Reagan, Virginia Mayo, Eddie Bracken
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8/10
Mayo, Reagan, Bracken and Drake Shine!
bowiebks21 January 2005
A very pleasant, harmless way to pass a little time. Even in b&w Virginia Mayo photographs like a dream, and she handles very well the role of a beautiful school teacher who wants to be appreciated for her mind. This is one of Reagan's most ingratiating performances as well, with Donna Drake and Eddie Bracken making perfect comic second leads. And you also get a whole slug of terrific supporting and character actors who are always a pleasure to see: Paul Harvey, Lloyd Corrigan, Florence Bates, Henry Travers, etc. Former silent star Lois Wilson (still a beauty) plays Mayo's mother, who complains that her daughter is more conservative than SHE was at daughter's age.

If you demand that every movie be "high art" then this is not for you. If you enjoy watching terrific middle-of-the-road Hollywood fare of the era, then go for it!
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4/10
Too bad...it could have been a nice film.
planktonrules20 January 2010
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This is a rather dopey comedy starring Ronald Reagan, Eddie Bracken and Virginia Mayo. Reagan plays an artist known for painting pinup girls. Bracken is trying to discover WHO Reagan's model is, as she's practically perfect in every way. After repeatedly pestering Reagan, he learns that there is no one model--but that the 'girl' is made up parts of 12 different models. Later, however, Bracken discovers a girl who does embody all 12 perfect attributes (Mayo) and, oddly, instead of just approaching this beautiful lady, Reagan concocts a crazy plan. He has the silly idea of getting to know her by posing as a member of the citizenship class Mayo teaches at night---talk about contrived! In this guise, Reagan talks like a person who who knows where--as he seems about as Czech as Mickey Mouse! Also, pay attention to the beach scenes. The rear projected scenes were poorly integrated and it was obvious that these outdoor scenes were done on a sound stage. The lack of quality in these scenes (along with the writing) would seem to betray that Warner Brothers didn't particularly care about this film and just churned it out regardless. Too bad...it could have been a nice film.

It's a shame about this film, really, as Mayo and Reagan made a nice pairing and this had some of the makings of a nice romantic comedy. Too bad the plot just made no sense and was MUCH more contrived that the average comedy of the day. Overall, a highly flawed film that should have been so much better. Even a nice supporting role by Eddie Bracken wasn't enough to save this odd film. I actually think my score of 4 is a bit charitable...it almost earned a less than stellar 3.
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8/10
There are three story lines here -- with Virginia May in a swimsuit
morrisonhimself28 June 2009
One of the story lines in "The Girl From Jones Beach" asks, Should a school teacher appear in public in a swim suit?

My answer is, "Definitely -- if she looks like Virginia Mayo."

The first story line is quite clever: A Vargas-like illustrator creates his "girl" from parts of a dozen different models.

The second line is about the beautiful young woman wanting to be known for her mind.

Together the three make for some mild fun, well played by a top-line cast that includes some great veterans: Lois Blake, still looking good after some 35 years of film-making; Henry Travers, the ultimate avuncular judge; and such stalwarts as Buddy Roosevelt and Guy Wilkerson, best known for their Western roles. Be sure to look for the great Vernon Dent.

Ronald Reagan and Mayo are pros, and do more than look good, although they do that, and do it well. Eddie Bracken needed a slightly firmer directorial hand, but he's always fun. Dona Drake for some reason had used other names earlier, but she is adorable and vivacious and, judging by this role, should have had a great career.

Not a great or classic film, "The Girl From Jones Beach" is still a lot of fun.
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Gently sexist film with ramifications today
Lumbering_Jack8 July 2000
This film was a pleasant diversion one afternoon that I only watched cuz it had Ronald Reagan in it. Hey, he was president after all!

The film was actually pretty boring with no real laughs in it, but it did get me thinking.

First off, I it was kind of sexist, cuz it's about a photographer who has to put together the "perfect girl" with the photographed body parts of several other girls. Apparently photo manipulation was really, really easy before computers, because this "girl" became an immediate pin-up hit. I guess people of the 40s can overlook the varying skin-tones or the Frankenstein-like super-imposing lines that would've appeared between the "sexy" body parts. But hey, it's a comedy, anything goes!

Anyway, as "the girl" becomes more of a hit, Ronnie and his cohort have to dodge the constant barrage of attention from the original 12 models because they want to be just like "the girl." That's what makes the movie so sexist, these girls try to be something they can't be -- perfect.

It's not a terribly good message, although as a comedy it works well enough and doesn't have the sinister aspects it could have.

It would be interesting to see a remake. It's just as relevant today, thanks to the Internet/computer photo manipulation aspect. And we could even see a little screwball comedy, which the original didn't have, as all the models try to latch on to the photographer who becomes "hot" thanks to photo manipulations that they helped to create.

Or the remake could be a horror film. Now that would be really sinister.

7/9/00
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