My Friend Irma (1949)
Jerry Lewis: Seymour
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Quotes
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Seymour : The least you could do is show me some sympathy, Steve. When you was sick, I was very considerate. Remember when the doctor gave you only 30 days to live?
Steve Laird : Yes!
Seymour : Didn't I go out and get you a calender?
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Seymour : And that's how Steve and I became pals. But he's too easygoing. He's not like me. Somebody does something I consider an offense, I don't take it. I fight back. I revolt.
Irma Peterson : Oh, Seymour that's a sign of character and I admire you for it. I like men who are offensive and revolting.
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Professor Kropotkin : My little pigeon!
Seymour : Who's a pigeon?
Professor Kropotkin : It's only me, Professor Kropotkin.
Jane Stacy : Well, hello, Professor.
Irma Peterson : Hi, Professor.
Professor Kropotkin : Oh, Jane and Irma, my two little proud beauties! One with her head in the air and the other with air in her head.
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Al : Now, there's the mirror. Take a look at yourself. Now, if you notice, you have deep expression in your eyes and a very sensitive chin - all the qualities of a legitimate actor - maybe even a great lover.
Seymour : Yeah, but isn't my voice too high?
Al : Not necessarily. You can make love to tall girls.