Studio Stoops (1950)
Shemp Howard: Shemp
Quotes
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Moe : What's the idea of the three watches?
Shemp : That's the way I tell time.
Moe : How do you tell time?
Shemp : This one is ten minutes slow. This one is twenty minutes fast. The one in the middle is broke; it stopped at two o'clock.
Moe : Well, how do you tell the time?
Shemp : I take the ten minutes slow, subtract it from the twenty minutes fast, and divide by the two in the middle.
Moe : Well, what time is it now?
[Shemp pulls a fourth watch out of his pocket]
Shemp : Oh, it's 9:30.
Moe : [bonks Shemp on the head] Why, you...
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Shemp : Will I hang on? Do you think I'm silly?
Telephone Operator : I'm sorry. We cannot give out that kind of information.