- Steve Armitage: I can't figure this one, Sheriff, I've never known Durango to put in with a gang or do anything against the law.
- Sheriff Dave Wilcox: He's always been outside the law, or, well, he's never been against it.
- Smiley Burnette: Well, he's showed his true colors now.
- Steve Armitage: I'll come back on one condition.
- Smiley Burnette: What's that?
- Steve Armitage: You let me be best man when you're married.
- Smiley Burnette: Yeah? Look, I'm gonna be a bachelor for the rest of my life. I don't want no more sweet-smellin' hyacinth that turns out like poison ivy.