Watch the Birdie (1950)
Robert Hyatt: Boy in Camera Shop
Quotes
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Rusty Cammeron : [boy enters] Well, welcome to Cammeron & Son & Son's photographic studios. What can I do for you?
Boy in Camera Shop : I'd like to buy a camera for $22.50.
Rusty Cammeron : Oh... Well, we have a $20 camera, and the price next to that is $25.
Boy in Camera Shop : I'd like one for $22.50.
Rusty Cammeron : Oh... Well, I'll tell you what, we're having a sale today, so I'll give you the 25 dollar camera for $22.50.
Boy in Camera Shop : Next, I'd like 5 rolls of film at 95 cents a roll.
Rusty Cammeron : Five rolls of film... Well, they come in a package of 6, can you use the extra one?
Boy in Camera Shop : No thanks, just give me 5 rolls of film at 95 cents a roll.
Rusty Cammeron : Oh... Well, you seem like a nice little boy. I tell you what, I'll give you all 6 for the price of 5.
Boy in Camera Shop : Fine, next I'd like a camera case at 3 dollars.
Rusty Cammeron : Save your money, you don't need a camera case.
Boy in Camera Shop : I'd like a 3 dollar camera case.
Rusty Cammeron : Yeah... Here's one I'll let you have for 3 dollars.
Boy in Camera Shop : Thank you, how much does that all come to?
Rusty Cammeron : Well, let's find out.
[puts the adding machine on the counter]
Rusty Cammeron : Here we are: camera, $22.50, film , $.95... $3.00.
[adds up the total]
Rusty Cammeron : That comes to 30 dollars and 25 cents.
Boy in Camera Shop : Are you sure?
Rusty Cammeron : Well, this machine's never been wrong yet.
Boy in Camera Shop : Thank you very much mister, good-bye.
Rusty Cammeron : Goodbye - Wait a minute! Hey, don't you want to take your stuff?
Boy in Camera Shop : No, I just wanted to make sure I had the total right, that was my arithmetic lesson for tomorrow.
[boy leaves the store]
Rusty Cammeron : Oh.
[looks at camera with hat on top, mistaking it for a customer]
Rusty Cammeron : What can I do for you?
[takes hat off the camera]
Rusty Cammeron : Oh.
