Watch the Birdie (1950)
Wilson Wood: Woody - Steward
Quotes
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Rusty Cammeron : Achoo!
[camera bulb flashes]
Rusty Cammeron : [examines the camera, then picks up the flash bulbs he knocked off the counter] I wonder if I broke those?
Rusty Cammeron : [changes bulb] Better test them.
Rusty Cammeron : [bulb flashes] That's a good one.
Rusty Cammeron : [replaces bulb, it flashes] That's a good one.
Rusty Cammeron : [replaces another bulb, no flash] Aha, I knew I broke one.
[bulb goes off a second later]
Rusty Cammeron : [Rusty hears birds tweeting] Oh, pardon me, welcome to Cammeron & Son & Son's photographic... Achoo!
[sniffs]
Rusty Cammeron : Pardon me, I fell in the water yesterday and caught a little cold. What can I do for you?
Woody - Steward : I want a camera, anything costing $150.
Rusty Cammeron : $150? Right this way.
[walks over to the display counter]
Rusty Cammeron : Here's a nice little camera for exactly $150; course, I got another one here for $49, it takes much better pictures.
Woody - Steward : I'll take the $150 one.
Rusty Cammeron : Oh, I'll put it in a nice little box for you.
[customer leaves]
Rusty Cammeron : Gee, that makes over $2,000 today.
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Rusty Cammeron : [wakes up aboard Miss Corlane's yacht] Oh no.
[gets out of bed]
Rusty Cammeron : Hey, what happened?
Woody - Steward : You fell overboard again.
Rusty Cammeron : Well, don't tell me she did it again?
Woody - Steward : Yeah.
Rusty Cammeron : Getting so a guy can't fall overboard that she doesn't dive in and save his life. Where is she?
Woody - Steward : She told me to tell you that she's gone to South America.
Rusty Cammeron : South America?
Woody - Steward : Yeah.
Rusty Cammeron : Boy, what a swimmer.