The Yellow Cab Man (1950)
Red Skelton: Augustus 'Red' Pirdy
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Quotes
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Augustus 'Red' Pirdy : Well I know I went to the North Pole!
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Augustus 'Red' Pirdy : [hypnotized] I'm going back... I'm going back...
[flashback of him as a baby in a crib with his sister, kiddie voice]
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy : I is back! I am very wittle and so is my twin sister. I love my sister, but most of all I love Raggedy Arebella.
[takes his sister's doll]
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Augustus 'Red' Pirdy : I was wondering what that thing was right before he hit me with it.
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Augustus 'Red' Pirdy : I couldn't possibly hurt myself with a handkerchief, could I?
Dr. Byron Dokstedder : Possibly.
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy : Yeah, I could blow my brains out.
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Augustus 'Red' Pirdy : That'll be exactly 75 cents.
Cab Passenger with Lamp : This is a dollar.
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy : [Giving her 30 cents change] Here's 10, 20, 25, 30.
Cab Passenger with Lamp : [Giving him a nickel back] And this five cents is for you.
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy : Oh, thank you very much!