- Cat: [spins a 14 on the Penalty Wheel and pulls the card revealing his penalty] Oh no. Not that! Not the Gesundheit!
- Cat: [spins 36 on the wheel and goes into spasms when he sees what it is] Roll Out The Barrel. Oh No. Not that. No, not Roll Out The Barrel! Please.
- Cat: [after repeatedly losing and enduring 'penalties'] Come on. Deal 'em out. Gimme the cards, deal 'em out, deal 'em out, deal 'em out...
- Dog: [interrupting] You're too unlucky cat. I'm quitting before ya kills yourself!
- Gambling Bug: Don't let that stop ya, cat. I'll play ya. Step right up and cut for high card. Okay, you first.
- Cat: Okay, okay. Here goes.
- [cuts a three]
- Gambling Bug: Not so good, cat. Watch.
- Gambling Bug: [cuts a deuce] Oops. No, not that. Not the Post! Oh no. Not that! Not the Post!
- [cat starts swatting with a rolled up Post newspaper]