- Yosemite Sam: Here's your juice rabbit, now drink up.
- Bugs Bunny: [spins the table] Trade ya.
- Yosemite Sam: [spins the table back] Drink your own juice!
- Bugs Bunny: [spins the table multiple times] Round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows.
- Yosemite Sam: [stops the table] Cut it out!
- [pulls out his gun]
- Yosemite Sam: Now drink your juice, before I blows the fur off'n yer hide!
- [brightens]
- Yosemite Sam: It's good for ya.
- Bugs Bunny: I'm not going to drink till you drink yours foist!
- Yosemite Sam: [chuckles darkly] OK, it's a deal.
- [he drinks the juice, then pulls his gun again]
- Yosemite Sam: NOW, DRINK UP, VARMINT!
- Bugs Bunny: [trembling nervously, Bugs drinks the juice, then brightens] Hey, that's delicious! How about a second helping, doc?
- Yosemite Sam: Shut up!
- Bugs Bunny: Okay, okay, I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up. I'm not the kind of dope that don't know when to stop...
- Yosemite Sam: Shut up, shuttin' up!
- Bugs Bunny: You can't get away with this! I'll take this to the highest court in the country!
- [Cut to Bugs walking up to the Highest Court, Elevation 6723 ft]
- Bugs Bunny: I should have picked a lower court. I'm bushed.
- Bugs Bunny: [singing] O, give me a home where the buffalos roam, and the deers and the antelopes play - and the rabbits - Where seldom is hoid a discouraging woid, and the skies are not cloudy all day.
- Yosemite Sam: [He and Bugs are getting ready for bed] Good night, varmint.
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, good night.
- [Sam turns off the lights; he sneaks up on Bugs with a mallet, but Bugs then turns on his light]
- Yosemite Sam: [hammering on the floor] Carpet keeps rolling up.
- [Gets back to bed]
- Yosemite Sam: Good night, critter.
- [Turns off light; Sam gets back up with the mallet again and there's a loud noise in the dark; Bugs turns on the light, holding the mallet, while Sam is reeling from the hit]
- Bugs Bunny: There. That ought to keep that carpet flat.
- Yosemite Sam: [stumbling back into bed] Good night, varmint, uh, critter...