- [last lines]
- [George comes home and tiptoes quietly until he trips and makes a lot of noise]
- George Geef: [gasps] Shh!
- Mrs. Geef: GEORGE!
- George Geef: Ah-yuk!
- Mrs. Geef: What do you mean coming home at this hour! Take that!
- [she bashes him constantly making him cry out]
- Mrs. Geef: What'll the neighbors think! Sick friend, phooey!
- [bashes George on the head with a vase]
- Mrs. Geef: You've been gambling, that's what!
- [bashes him again with a frying pan]
- Mrs. Geef: I work and save and you just throw your money away!
- [bashes him once more with a rolling pin]
- Mrs. Geef: Think of all the bills we owe!
- [as she continues, the lights go on, George lies on the floor with a load of money all over]
- Mrs. Geef: Why, George, honey, you won!
- George Geef: [sits up and smiles] Uh-huh! Took the boys to the cleaners.
- Mrs. Geef: Oh, how nice!
- [George then frowns seeing his wife sweep up all his hard-earned money into her purse]
- Mrs. Geef: Now I can get that cute hat, new dress, shoes, pay for the hall, new stole, fur coat, take a trip. Ah...
- George Geef: [sighs in disappointment and shrugs] Easy come, easy go.