Penny Points to Paradise (1951)

Peter Sellers: The Major, Arnold Fringe

Quotes 

• The Major : You'd never think it, would you?

  Bartender : Think what, sir?

  The Major : Well, they... They all seem to have contracted the dreadful affliction.

  Bartender : What affliction, sir?

  The Major : Spondulicks. Oh, a most pernicious disease. The natives used to get in in their bazaars.

  Bartender : A very nasty place to get it, sir.

  The Major : The worst, yes. They used to go mad and bite dogs. We had to shoot them.

  Bartender : Really?

  The Major : Yes. Sometimes we had to shoot the dogs, as well.

  Bartender : Were they mad?

  The Major : Well, they weren't very pleased about it, you know.