The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)
Stanley Holloway: Pendlebury
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Quotes
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Henry Holland : A minute later, the guard will appear around this corner, and you, Pendlebury, will detain him for at least half a minute. Ask him for a light, ask him the way, ask him anything, but keep him there, we must have those thirty seconds.
Pendlebury : Edgar.
Henry Holland : I beg your pardon?
Pendlebury : Isn't one supposed to say that when one's being briefed? On my rare visits to the cinema...
Henry Holland : The word is "roger."
Pendlebury : Oh, roger. How silly of me.
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Pendlebury : Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these - it might have been.
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Miss Evesham : [greeting Holland and Pendlebury on their tipsy return from a celebratory dinner] You naughty men, waking us all up at this hour.
Pendlebury : A thousand pardons.
Henry Holland : [Restraining Pendlebury as he's about to enter] Wipe your feet.
Pendlebury : A little celebration.
Miss Evesham : Already? Your holidays don't start till tomorrow.
Henry Holland : Today is tomorrow.
Pendlebury : "O polished perturbation! Golden care! That keep'st the ports of slumber open wide!" Henry IV, part two.
Miss Evesham : Good night, you naughty men. Don't forget to switch off.
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Pendlebury : Ah, "gay, sprightly, land of mirth and social ease."
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Pendlebury : I propagate British cultural depravity.
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Pendlebury : By Jove, Holland, it's a good job we're both honest men.
Henry Holland : It is indeed, Pendlebury.
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Henry Holland : I must apologize, gentlemen, for the somewhat informal manner in which we effected our introduction, but my colleague and I have a certain proposition which we'd like to put to you. I might almost call it a gilt-edged proposition, although paradoxically it does entail a measure of risk. However, when I quote the anticipated dividend, I'm sure that you will both agree with me that the...
[There is a noise at the open window]
Pendlebury : Not another one, surely.
Henry Holland : Tell him we're suited.
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Pendlebury : Well, you might as well know. I was lying. I am a thief. It was madness to attempt it. We weren't cut out for crime, either of us.
Policeman : We?
Pendlebury : My partner and I.
Sidewalk Vendor : Your partner? Here, if you're working with the fence who's got them other pictures...
Policeman : Shh! Carry on.
Pendlebury : Oh I make no excuses. All my life it's been my ambition to surround myself with rare and beautiful things. Suddenly faced with this golden opportunity...
Sidewalk Vendor : Here, you call that picture of mine rare and beautiful?
Pendlebury : Since you will keep on interrupting me, you ought to know it's a charming example of an early Rochet, while he was still under the influence of Corot.
Sidewalk Vendor : Oh yeah? How much is it worth?
Pendlebury : Ten pound, to those who can afford it.
Sidewalk Vendor : Oh blimey. I've had it marked up for five bob.
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Pendlebury : [replying to Shorty's statement that he and Lackery will wait for Holland and Pendlebury to return from France with their shares of the proceeds] You mean you both trust us?
Shorty : Oh, come off it, gov. You're as straight a pair of gentlemen as I ever worked for.
Lackery : Hear hear!
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Henry Holland : Pendlebury.
Pendlebury : Yeah?
Henry Holland : Pendlebury.
Pendlebury : What?
Henry Holland : May I call you Alfred?
Pendlebury : Alfred? Call me Al. And I'll call you... Henry, isn't it.
Henry Holland : A name I never cared for.
Pendlebury : Hm?
Henry Holland : Mm. Call me Dutch.
Pendlebury : Dutch. Yes.
[They shake hands]
Pendlebury : Good night, Dutch.
Henry Holland : Good night, Al.
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Customs Official : L'argent.
Pendlebury : Oh, sadist torturers! Money.
Customs Official : Your foreign currency? What do you have?
Pendlebury : There!
[throws his money in the air]
Pendlebury : Count it!
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Pendlebury : Guns, yes. It's essential we're armed. Here we are. Here's yours.
Henry Holland : Is it loaded?
Pendlebury : Yes. It's a present from Margate. It fires a stick of rock.
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[Holland enters the yard and sees Lackery wobble past on a bicycle]
Henry Holland : You're teaching the wrong man!
Pendlebury : Well, I had to change him over. Shorty can't ride a bicycle.
[Lackery falls]
Henry Holland : Doesn't look as if he can either.
Shorty : We're learning him.
Henry Holland : Why couldn't you learn Shorty?
Pendlebury : Because Lackery's color-blind.
Henry Holland : What's that got to do with it?
Pendlebury : Oh my dear Holland, do use your intelligence! If a policeman were to come along and see a green sunset over a purple sea...
Henry Holland : All right, all right, spare me the details.
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Pendlebury : Now it's all over, I suppose I may dare say it's been a most remarkable coup.
Shorty : The biggest job of its kind since One-Eyed Dobson got away with the GIs' pay packets. Two million dollars, Grosvenor Square, 'forty-five.
Henry Holland : That was before devaluation. And this is one million pounds.
Shorty : Oh, that's right. Blimey. We've got the record!
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Lackery : Bellamy's? In Bromley?
Shorty : That's right. Last June. Twelver.
Lackery : I was casing that joint the night you got pinched.
Shorty : Well, what do you know? Shorty Fisher.
Lackery : Nice to meet you.
Pendlebury : Excuse me, I may be a bit slow but do I understand that in fact, you two are both professional criminals?
Shorty : Well, what else do you take us for, rutty snoopers?
Lackery : What's the setup?
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Pendlebury : Run. Run, Dutch. Run.
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Pendlebury : There's someone else out there.
Henry Holland : Tell them we're suited.
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Pendlebury : Edgar!
Henry Holland : I beg your pardon.
Pendlebury : Err... isn't one supposed to say that when one is being briefed? On my rare visits to the cinema...
Henry Holland : The word is roger.