- Little Red Rodent Hood: My, Granny, what biiiig bags you have under your biiiig bloodshot eyes. And Granny, what a biiiig red nose you've got.
- Sylvester: The better to sniff you with.
- Little Red Rodent Hood: And my, what biiiig teeth you've got.
- Sylvester: [Aside] That's the line I've been waiting for. That's my cue line.
- Sylvester: The better to eat you with!
- Little Red Rodent Hood: [Sylvester knocks] Yes, who is it?
- Sylvester: [dressed as a fairy woman with an electrifying magic wand; with a feminate voice] I'm your fairy godmother. I've come to grant you a wish.
- Little Red Rodent Hood: Really? Well, um... I wish... No, I don't want that. I...
- Sylvester: [regular voice; impatient] Come on, step on it! I got a lot of Fairy Godmothering to do!
- [Bulldog secretly pulls plug from the outlet]
- Little Red Rodent Hood: Okay, I got a wish. Tap me.
- Sylvester: [feminine voice; stammers] Now for the magic words: R-A-G-G M-O-P-P.
- [wand taps, but with no effect]
- Sylvester: [regular voice] What's this? Must've blown a fuse or something.
- [Bulldog plugs the cord back into the outlet]
- Little Red Rodent Hood: It's a fake. Nothing happens.
- Sylvester: [taps himself and got zapped; angered] What do you mean, 'nothing happens'?
- Sylvester: [after getting locked out of the house] Open the door! Open it up, I say!, or I'll huff and p-p-puff and I'll blow the house down!
- [Sylvester tries to blow the house with his breath, but couldn't make it work]
- Sylvester: Okay, so I won't blow the house down. I'll do better than that!
- [Sylvester pulls a big stick of dynamite]
- Sylvester: I'll blow it up!
- Sylvester: Come in Little Red Riding Hood. If I'd have knowed you were comin', I'd have baked a ch-ch-cheesecake.