Dangerous When Wet (1953)
Jack Carson: Windy Weebe
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Quotes
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Katie Higgins : [shouting through the fog] Windy. Windy!
Windy Weebe : Katie, where are you?
Katie Higgins : I'm on a yacht. With a Frenchman.
Windy Weebe : A Frenchman? Oh, no!
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Windy Weebe : [singing] Liquapep, If you are desirin' a new vitamin, To make you get fat, Or to make you get thin, To put the old energy back in your step, You'll get your kicker quicker, Drinkin' Liquapep.
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Windy Weebe : Come on to the show anyway, will you? We could have a nice chop suey dinner afterward. What do you say?
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Katie Higgins : Why don't you ask her to move like a gentleman.
Windy Weebe : That's no gentleman. It's a cow!
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Katie Higgins : Mr. Weebe, I'm in the milk business.
Windy Weebe : Honey, when you've seen one cow you've seen them all.
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Windy Weebe : Think of the publicity. Endorsements. Personal appearances. A doll like you could make a fortune.
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Windy Weebe : Let's talk about you, honey. You married?
Katie Higgins : No.
Windy Weebe : You engaged?
Katie Higgins : No.
Windy Weebe : You going steady?
Katie Higgins : No.
Windy Weebe : Well, do you think you could go for a fellow like me?
Katie Higgins : No.
Windy Weebe : Well, I look better in the dark. Do you mind if I turn off the light?
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Windy Weebe : It'll be the biggest stunt since Washington crossed the Delaware. This Higgins girl's got everything and is she built. I see her climbing out of the water with "Liquapep" plastered on her bathing suit in letters 36 inches around - across.
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Windy Weebe : Gigi, in America, the men do the chasing. The women just sit around and get caught.
Gigi Mignon : Okay, I will be shy.
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Gigi Mignon : Hey, you are stuck with her.
Windy Weebe : What do you mean "stuck with her"?
Gigi Mignon : You like her.
Windy Weebe : Oh, stuck *on* her.
Gigi Mignon : Oh. It's too bad she is not stuck on you.
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Windy Weebe : Okay, Colonel. Right, Colonel. Goodbye, Colonel.
[hangs up the phone]
André Lanet : Are you in the Army?
Windy Weebe : Yeah, the Liquapep Army.
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Windy Weebe : Hey, right over there is a beautiful young lady and she's lonesome. And she's French! She could talk to you in your native tongue.
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André Lanet : You're not getting seasick, are you?
Windy Weebe : Who me?
André Lanet : Have another piece of fried chicken.
Windy Weebe : Don't, don't.
André Lanet : Now, what is it? You look green.
Windy Weebe : My mother was Irish.