- Katie Higgins: [shouting through the fog] Windy. Windy!
- Windy Weebe: Katie, where are you?
- Katie Higgins: I'm on a yacht. With a Frenchman.
- Windy Weebe: A Frenchman? Oh, no!
- Windy Weebe: [singing] Liquapep, If you are desirin' a new vitamin, To make you get fat, Or to make you get thin, To put the old energy back in your step, You'll get your kicker quicker, Drinkin' Liquapep.
- Suzie Higgins: [singing] I like to do the things, I like to do, And I like 'em, Big and ugly, Small and snugly, Round and fat, And dark and Latin, Strong and thrillin', Weak and willin', Tough and tender, I surrender, I like men!
- Pa Higgins: You're getting soft. Remember the family motto.
- Suzie Higgins: "Take care of the body."
- Pa Higgins: Right!
- Suzie Higgins: The brain will take care of itself.
- Windy Weebe: Come on to the show anyway, will you? We could have a nice chop suey dinner afterward. What do you say?
- Katie Higgins: Why don't you ask her to move like a gentleman.
- Windy Weebe: That's no gentleman. It's a cow!
- Katie Higgins: Mr. Weebe, I'm in the milk business.
- Windy Weebe: Honey, when you've seen one cow you've seen them all.
- Windy Weebe: Think of the publicity. Endorsements. Personal appearances. A doll like you could make a fortune.
- Windy Weebe: Let's talk about you, honey. You married?
- Katie Higgins: No.
- Windy Weebe: You engaged?
- Katie Higgins: No.
- Windy Weebe: You going steady?
- Katie Higgins: No.
- Windy Weebe: Well, do you think you could go for a fellow like me?
- Katie Higgins: No.
- Windy Weebe: Well, I look better in the dark. Do you mind if I turn off the light?
- Suzie Higgins: [singing] Some gals say they like fancy clothes, I like men, Nylon hose and great big bows, But I like men...
- Windy Weebe: It'll be the biggest stunt since Washington crossed the Delaware. This Higgins girl's got everything and is she built. I see her climbing out of the water with "Liquapep" plastered on her bathing suit in letters 36 inches around - across.
- Ma Higgins, Pa Higgins, Katie Higgins, Suzie Higgins, Junior Higgins: [singing] I sang a duet with the rooster, I'm a booster, Of the rooster, But he doesn't crow like he useter, Couldn't handle my yodel-ee-ay...
- Windy Weebe: Gigi, in America, the men do the chasing. The women just sit around and get caught.
- Gigi Mignon: Okay, I will be shy.
- André Lanet: Why does a beautiful girl like you wish to swim the Channel?
- Katie Higgins: I want to buy a bull.
- Katie Higgins: It's no use. You gotta give back the money on that girdle endorsement. I just can't wear it.
- Gigi Mignon: Hey, you are stuck with her.
- Windy Weebe: What do you mean "stuck with her"?
- Gigi Mignon: You like her.
- Windy Weebe: Oh, stuck *on* her.
- Gigi Mignon: Oh. It's too bad she is not stuck on you.
- Windy Weebe: Okay, Colonel. Right, Colonel. Goodbye, Colonel.
- [hangs up the phone]
- André Lanet: Are you in the Army?
- Windy Weebe: Yeah, the Liquapep Army.
- André Lanet: [referring to the bikini he gave Katie] French girls wear them all the time.
- Katie Higgins: I don't happen to be French.
- English Waitress: My sister had one. Wore it to Brighton, she did. Oh, she looked beautiful.
- André Lanet: Huh, you see?
- English Waitress: Of course, she was arrested.
- André Lanet: At least you can look at it. It was meant for you. You should wear it. Go ahead, open it. Come on.
- Katie Higgins: Well, I must admit I'm a little curious.
- [opens her present]
- Katie Higgins: What is it?
- André Lanet: It's a bathing suit!
- Katie Higgins: That?
- André Lanet: Yeah.
- Katie Higgins: Why, that wouldn't even cover - why, I might just as well wear a band-aid as a thing like that.
- Gigi Mignon: Why don't you come and see me some night? I will stay very still so you can catch me, okay?
- Windy Weebe: Hey, right over there is a beautiful young lady and she's lonesome. And she's French! She could talk to you in your native tongue.
- Katie Higgins: [referring to the bikini Andre gave her] How did you now I'd try that thing on?
- André Lanet: Well, you told me you were very curious.
- Katie Higgins: I certainly was. Oh, you should've seen it. It was awful.
- André Lanet: I bet it looked wonderful.
- Katie Higgins: Nobody will ever know, that's for sure.
- André Lanet: No?
- Gigi Mignon: He's a nice kid. He is handsome and rich too. You do not like this combination?
- Katie Higgins: I like it all right, but, well, I talked myself out of it.
- Gigi Mignon: You should not have listened to yourself.
- Katie Higgins: I've got to swim the Channel.
- Gigi Mignon: Oh, a man is much more important. You swim the Channel, and what? You get the money, you win the medal; but, when the cold night comes, it doesn't keep you warm, you know.
- Katie Higgins: Andre, aren't you interested in my problems?
- André Lanet: No, I have problems of my own.
- Katie Higgins: What problems could you possibly have? Really, now.
- André Lanet: [singing] In my wildest dreams, I never thought we'd meet, I never knew how sweet, You'd be, Believe me, In my wildest dreams...
- André Lanet: You're not getting seasick, are you?
- Windy Weebe: Who me?
- André Lanet: Have another piece of fried chicken.
- Windy Weebe: Don't, don't.
- André Lanet: Now, what is it? You look green.
- Windy Weebe: My mother was Irish.
- André Lanet: He's so sentimental. He wants us to drink a toast.
- Joubert: Oui!
- Katie Higgins: To what?
- André Lanet: Success.
- Katie Higgins: Yours or mine?
- André Lanet: How about some nice, nice coffee?
- Katie Higgins: Coffee? Oh, my, no. Coffee's a stimulant.
- André Lanet: Well, you don't need that.
- Suzie Higgins: [singing] They made a man with dreamy eyes, Ain't nature grand? Ain't nature grand? A fellow almost twice my size, How grand can nature be?