- [Walter flirts successfully with a Mongolian woman]
- Jenkins: Well, looks like you made a hit, Walter my boy. Tell me, how do you do it?
- Walter Landers: My training as a meterorologist. I can take one look at a girl and tell weather.
- CPO Samuel T. McHale: So that's where I'm heading, Inner Mongolia, it's different to Outer Mongolia.
- CPO Samuel T. McHale: Ya, different, it's hotter, drier, and more desolate. It's not for men for live, only lizards.
- CPO Samuel T. McHale: That's what we'll do, get onto supplies and request saddles.
- Wilbur 'Coney' Cohen: Ya, I bet there's a ton of old Cavalry saddles sitting in a dusty store back in US.
- Jenkins: Who one earth will believe a request for Cavalry saddles for the Navy !
- Paul Sabatello: I don't get it. What I don't get, I don't like.
- Jenkins: Looks like you ain't been getting much lately.