Donald's Diary (1954)

Clarence Nash: Donald Duck, Huey, Dewey, Louie

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Quotes 

• Donald's Internal Monologue : Ah, I knew I was winning her over. I was invited to meet the family.

  [Donald comes to Daisy's door with a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates. He rings the doorbell and is immediately sprayed with water] 

  Daisy Duck : Donald, meet my brothers.

  [Cut to reveal Daisy's brothers resembling Huey, Dewey, and Louie in front of the TV dressed as, respectively, a cowboy, an astronaut, and a Native. They each cover their laughter] 

  Daisy Duck : And this is my mother.

  [cut to reveal Daisy's mother who resembles the mother from Whistler's Mother, she holds an ear trumpet to her ear] 

  Daisy's Mother : Eh? What's the name?

  Donald Duck : Donald Duck, ma'am.

  Daisy's Mother : [reading Dun & Bradstreet]  Hmmm...

  Daisy Duck : And this is Daddy.

  [Daisy's father appears from behind a chair holding up paper dolls he just cut up indicating he might have a screw loose] 

  Donald's Internal Monologue : Ah, yes. They were my kind of people.

• [Donald and Daisy drive off in their wedding car as Daisy's brothers stow away in the backseat] 

  Donald Duck : What? Out!

  [Donald leaves the boys out in the street] 

  Daisy Duck : [sobbing]  But I promised them!

  Donald's Internal Monologue : She was loyal. Uh, she was sensitive.

  [Daisy gasps as she looks at her wedding ring] 

  Donald's Internal Monologue : And had a wonderful sense of value.

  Daisy Duck : [examining the ring through a loupe]  Hmmm...

• Donald's Internal Monologue : Well, with the honeymoon over, we settled down to domestic life, and got to know each other... uh, better.

  Donald Duck : Good morning. AAAAAH!

  [Donald runs away. Cut to a very drowsy Daisy with her hair in curlers, wearing a robe, smoking a cigarette and pouring her coffee] 

  Daisy Duck : Whatsa matter?

• Donald Duck : Anybody home?

  Daisy Duck : [in the shower]  Be down as soon as I powder my nose, dreamer!