Susan Slept Here (1954)
Debbie Reynolds: Susan Beaurgard Landis
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Quotes
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Harvey Butterworth, Mark's Lawyer : Just a simple little annulment, Susan. And since you and Mark aren't really married...
Susan Beaurgard Landis : But we are married. We drove to Las Vegas and came back with a wedding license.
Virgil, Mark's Gofer : You're lucky. Usually people don't come back with anything.
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : Leave me alone! Let me go!
Maude Snodgrass : *After* I've talked to you like a mother.
Virgil, Mark's Gofer : What do *you* know about motherhood?
Maude Snodgrass : I happened to have typed the script to 'Stella Dallas.'
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : And thank you for the whistle, too, even if you didn't mean it.
Mark Christopher : I meant every pucker.
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Mark Christopher : You get so dramatic about everything. You ought to be an actress.
Susan Beaurgard Landis : I am an actress!
Mark Christopher : I loved you in "The Outlaw."
Susan Beaurgard Landis : I never played that part.
Mark Christopher : No you didn't.
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : You mean you let a girl keep you from sleeping?
Mark Christopher : It's been the policy of our firm for a great many years.
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : Didn't you have a date?
Mark Christopher : Yeah, going to see a girlfriend of mine. For some reason, I'm late.
Susan Beaurgard Landis : She's broadminded, isn't she? You bringing another woman along, I mean.
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : Hey, here's your name! "By Mark Christopher". You wrote "The Gob and the Geisha Girl"? You wrote this? I got this from a lending library. That part about the crazy singer and that sexy nurse, when he was in that crazy hospital - crazy!
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : Then I was in a musical comedy in high school. I met a composer that had ulterior motives on me.
Mark Christopher : Now, why can't I think of plots like that?
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : You talk like a writer.
Mark Christopher : I just don't write like a writer.
Susan Beaurgard Landis : You don't look like a writer.
Mark Christopher : That's because I've done so much writing.
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : Let's forget you're a man and I'm a woman.
Mark Christopher : Okay. You be the man. I'll be the woman.
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Mark Christopher : I thought you'd gone to bed.
Susan Beaurgard Landis : I'm afraid to go to bed.
Mark Christopher : Well what are you afraid of?
Susan Beaurgard Landis : I'm afraid I'll fall asleep.
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : [Mark dealing cards for a game of gin rummy] What'll we play for?
Mark Christopher : We'll just play.
Susan Beaurgard Landis : Why don't we play for who gets the bedroom and who sleeps out here?
Mark Christopher : All right.
Susan Beaurgard Landis : What if it's a tie?
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : You're a man, aren't you?
Mark Christopher : There's a nasty rumor to that affect, yes.
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : You know, I'd like to get a dye job and a facial like hers.
Mark Christopher : Isabella's a natural blonde.
Susan Beaurgard Landis : You sure?
Mark Christopher : We're very good friends.
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : Imagine, me in a mink. You know, Mr. Christopher, some girls will do anything for a mink.
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : You liar. You double-crosser. Communist!
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : I don't know any men your age, but, they're probably just as bad as any man my age.
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Susan Beaurgard Landis : The woman has her pride. But, I'm not a woman - yet.
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Mark Christopher : You're only seventeen.
Susan Beaurgard Landis : Seventeen? I'll be 18 in four months! I can climb on a horse alone. I shoot golf in the low 140s. I belong to the best book-of-the-week club. I read parts of The New York Times I can understand. I can smoke a cigarette half down. And I know how to mix drinks. Daiquiris: two jiggers of rum, half a lime, sugar to taste, pour over crushed ice. Serve. Martinis: five parts gin, one part vermouth, French, stir, but don't bruise the gin. Scotch over rocks.
[winks]
Susan Beaurgard Landis : That's Scotch and soda without the soda. Now Mark, what more do you want in a wife? I'm a doll and you know it!
Mark Christopher : I'm too big to play with dolls. I'm ready for the arm chair, television, a small dog to bring my slippers.
Susan Beaurgard Landis : [pants enthusiastically like a dog] Arf! Arf!