Ain't Misbehavin' (1955)

Jack Carson: Hal North

Quotes 

• Hal North : Well, Miss Hatfield, I'm here in the interest of my employer, Kenneth Post the Third.

  Sarah Bernhardt Hatfield : What post?

  Hal North : There's only one Kenneth Post. Of course, if there were more, there's plenty of money to go around.

  Sarah Bernhardt Hatfield : Rich, huh?

  Hal North : He's stumbling under the load.

  Sarah Bernhardt Hatfield : Married?

  Hal North : Not yet.

  Sarah Bernhardt Hatfield : Loaded and no wife!

  [in a Mexican voice] 

  Sarah Bernhardt Hatfield : Wait, Pedro, I get my hat and go with you.

  Hal North : Now I don't want you to get any ideas, Miss Hatfield. The reason for this interview is strictly business.

  Sarah Bernhardt Hatfield : You're not kidding. Listen, you just tell your client to get his gold dust weighed and I'll try to relieve him of some of the burden.

  Hal North : I admire your subtlety!

  Sarah Bernhardt Hatfield : Subtlety, Schmuttelty! You know that the bearded lady said to the service manager? "Let's not beat about the bush!"