- Roy: [to Buck] Well, that's the trouble with liquor. You take one drink, and it makes a new man out of you. Then the new man has to have a drink too - quote and unquote.
- Kay Greylek: Al, I grew up in this town. I've been dating college boys since I was old enough to be noticed by them.
- Francis Spiegelbauer: In the booklet that the university sent me, they said they didn't haze freshmen here anymore.
- Al Mercer: That's right, Spiegy. You see, the fellows who wrote the booklet don't haze freshmen here anymore. On. See? Carry on, Spiegy.