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8/10
No Lights on the Christmas Tree, Mother...They're Using the Electric Chair Tonight
blanche-229 June 2009
"The Girl Can't Help It" is a '50s comedy that is also a showcase for some of the rock 'n' roll acts of the day, including Little Richard, Fats Domino, The Platters, Gene Vincent, The Treniers, and many others.

Tom Ewell plays a down and out agent, Tom Miller, hired by gangster Fats Murdock (Edmond O'Brien) to make his girlfriend, Jerri Jordan, (Jayne Mansfield) a star. Turns out Jerri feels gratitude to Fats for helping her father, but she isn't in love with him; she doesn't want to be in show business, preferring domestic things like cooking; and she appears to have no talent. She looks great, though, and in some form-fitting gowns, she draws plenty of attention, and all the clubs want to book her. Concerned because she's tone-deaf, Miller has one of the songs Fats wrote in prison (the one in the subject is but one title) "Rock Around the Rock Pile" adapted into a novelty number so that all Jerri has to do is a high pitched sound. The song is an immediate smash. Miller, however, who was jilted by his client Julie London, now finds he and Jerri have fallen for one another. But Fats is still around.

This is a very, very funny send-up of rock 'n' roll and show business, with a marvelously deadpan performance by Tom Ewell, to whom the singing Julie London, in various costumes, is always appearing while singing "Cry Me a River" - on the staircase, in the bedroom, in a bar - a great bit. O'Brien, who performs his "Jailhouse Rock" mockery at the end of the movie, is hilarious.

The real star is the flashy Jayne Mansfield, who underneath that va-va-va-voom figure, blonder than blond hair and huge chest was a beautiful woman and a good actress. Mansfield, probably hired by Fox as a threat to Monroe, figured out early on that making fun of the bombshell image was her best bet. She had a lovely speaking voice and, in serious moments, a natural way of acting. She also radiated warmth. This film and "Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter," which she did on Broadway as well, are good testaments to her work.

Lots of fun.
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7/10
1950's anthropology
dondutton16 August 2006
Kids these days are not familiar with the problem we had in the fifties. We heard singers but to see them was rare- Little Richard didn't make it onto American Bandstand. So the big thrill of this film then was to actually see Little Richard, Fats Domino , Gene Vincent doing their gigs! the storyline was farcical and little more than a cover for the music but planting the music scenes in the movie was ingenious. Jayne Mansfield was luscious, even doing a caricature of a vamp. What else can one say? The new release DVD captures the wonderful color of the fifties- mauves and pink pastels everywhere. And Eddy Cochrane does his Elvis imitation and showing why Elvis was the King (and Little Richard the Queen) of Rock and Roll. Worth it for the history lesson- 1950's anthropology.
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6/10
More Socially Advanced than Radio of the Time
theFoss25 September 2010
Nobody is going to award this screenplay awards for being anything more than a satire of the music industry, with scenery chewing main characters playing it big and obvious...no subtlety here, Jayne Mansfield, a stunning beauty, has the most restrained performance of all of the main characters. The '50s broad stroke comedy hasn't aged as well as other films, but, that is to be expected as the beloved popular music of the generation that produced this film gave way to the genre that was actually being satirized, Rock and Roll.

That being said, the film was AHEAD of it's time in showing artists doing their originals for a mass appeal production. AT THE TIME, segregation existed in both CONCERTS and RADIO. Some radio stations would only play Pennimen (Little Richard), Domino and other black artist's songs that white artists had covered...The inclusion of the the original artists was a bold and interesting move, as, even in film history, there had been films targeted for audiences by race in much the same way as was the radio practice of the time.

The influence of those assembled artists, even the ones that the dialog was mocking, for instance, Eddie Cochran, can still be heard over 40 years after his untimely death...Summertime Blues is STILL a rock standard, and classic rock stations still play Little Richard, Fats Domino, and the Platters...Even the faded ghost of the music that was passing (literally and figuratively in the movie), Julie London, has gotten re-issues of re-mastered material on CD recently.

An entertainment on many levels, this film still exudes an exuberance, and quite unintentionally, preserves a visual record of the musical legacy of artists from Jazz to Rockibilly to R&B to Early Rock...and the joy of those performances is still infectious in the 21st century.
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R&R Classics in a Candy-Box
dougdoepke3 May 2012
Anyone curious about the lighter side of the Eisenhower years needs to catch this candy-box confection. Yes indeed, it's classic R&R with a number of star crowd-pleasers at their peak—The Platters, Gene Vincent & His Bluecaps, Fats Domino, Eddie Cochran, plus the one and only Little Richard. And for the lounge lizard crowd, it's a sultry Julie London crying her trademark river. And, of course, no 50's look-back is complete without a busty blonde. Here it's a cartoonish Jayne Mansfield defying the laws of gravity with her twin gunboats.

And it's all put together by sight gag specialist Frank Tashlin showing why his years as a Disney cartoonist were not misspent. Okay, the 100-minutes gets a little plot-heavy toward the end, plus watching the glamorous Mansfield get all ga-ga over a nerdy Tom Ewell is itself a cartoon. Still, there's a usually dour Eddie O'Brien mugging it up in hilarious fashion, along with a deliciously deadpan Henry Jones trailing behind. I can't believe TCM gave the results only an average rating. Someone over there was asleep. On the contrary, this is one of the most lively and entertaining documents from that cold war decade. Thank you, Frank Tashlin and Twentieth Century Fox.
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7/10
Born Yesterday in a DD cup...
AlsExGal28 October 2017
...with some rock n' roll thrown in for good measure. Tom Ewell does his exact same performance from The Seven Year Itch with Edmond O'Brian doing a Broderick Crawford impression, I liked that Jayne- who was obviously intended to be a foil for Monroe at her home studio of Fox - didn't try to act like Marilyn.

She came across as very natural and her "own self"- someone secure with who she was. There was a scene where she had to break down in tears and, well, I bought it.

However, the real star of the film was the music- from the awesome title track by Little Richard to Ray Anthony to Gene Vincent to a strange meta-cameo by Julie London (I had forgotten what a wonderful voice she had).
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7/10
Enjoyable fluff.
planktonrules13 August 2012
"The Girl Can't Help It" is a cute little film--though not quite as funny and memorable as Jayne Mansfield's followup film, "Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?". But like this followup, "The Girl Can't Help It" works because it never takes its self seriously and it's a good fit for the talents of Miss Mansfield--and is well worth your time.

The film begins with Tom Ewell being approached by an ex-gangster played by Edmund O'Brien. O'Brien wants this agent to represent his girlfriend (Mansfield)--a lady he swears is talented. However, what her talent is isn't readily apparent--except for her extreme sexiness. At this point, the best portion of the film occurs--when you hear the Little Richard song "The Girl Can't Help It". You see Jayne walking down the street--and the crazy reaction she gets from guys is really, really funny. However, while IMDb says that the milkman is played by Phil Silvers in this scene, it is NOT. I have seen this bit actor in many films though his name escapes me--I just know he's not Silvers (plus he's too skinny). So will Ewell manage to maker her a star? Or will the VERY jealous O'Brien have to put a hurt on him--as he's inclined to think that other guys are trying to muscle in on his girl.

This is a lightweight comedy and would be worth seeing just for that reason. However, the film also includes lots of great cameos by various early rock 'n roll groups--a WONDERFUL bonus. For example, you'll see the Platters, Little Richard and Fats Domino! Clever writing, great music and fun. If only Mansfield had made more films like this one.
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10/10
Ultimate look at classic rock in a spoofy, campy funny musical
pornguy-224 July 1999
Wanna see when Little Richard(She's Got It-Ready-Teddy & Girl Can't Help It), Gene Vincent(BeBop A Lula),The Platters(You'll Never Know), and Fats Domino(Blue Monday)perform their hits live as the actually sang them in 1956? Wanna see campy Jayne Mansfied at her sexiest, wittiest best? Paradoies, sight gags and clever writing make the rocker musical an even better comedy, which has stood the test of time. Jayne bubbles over, while Tom(Ewell) bubbles under and somehow in the end they both bubble up to the surface and find happiness, kids.......... If this isn't enough Calander Girl Julie London does a sultry. teasing version of her hit Cry Me A River that will drive any man to drink. Check the cars out, I once owned one of those. See this movie twice to fully appreciate the music and catch all the gags, clever lines and parodies.
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7/10
come for the music, but the comedy is good too
Quinoa198412 July 2009
The Girl Can't Help It will be forever stuck in the 1950s, but that's the way it has to be. The film opens with a character pushing aside with his hands, magically it would appear, the sides of the frame to open from 1:33 to 2:35 aspect ratio (or, in layman's terms, box to rectangle). From there it goes into a musical comedy shot in Cinemascope and color the way Fox productions had it at the time, with Jayne Mansfield as the busty blonde that practically everyone turns their heads to see, with exasperated Tom Ewell just slightly more confident than in the Seven Year Itch. But what sets it apart in the period is that it's one of the first Hollywood pictures to feature honest-to-goodness rock and roll music. Eddie Cochran, Little Richard, Fats Domino, and uh Gene Vincent and His Blue Caps! They're all here, belting away tunes to dance to, and opening up at least some of the doors for other rock and roll movies (not least of which Elvis, who would've fit in here).

And sure, the plot is silly, but it's a funny one, and it's led on by a full-blown ham in Edmund O'Brien's gangster Murdock. Seeing him in scenes is worth the price of admission, maybe even as much as for Mansfield and her 'assets'. He yells his way through some scenes, and then takes it down just a slighter notch for others, but it works to create the comic tension necessary. It's a "star-maker" fable where the hot number Georgia (or "Jerri" depending on the moment) is propped up by Murdock to become a star, but the agent, played by Ewell, falls for her instead. Does Jerri even have talent? All she can do is a weird horn call in the song "Rock around the Rock Pile", an ode to the Big House. It all leads up to one of those showstopper numbers in front a crowd of hungry kids- hungry to dance no matter how ridiculous it might be.

This is such a feel-good movie, and I say that with also noting it's not exactly "great art". You can go and watch on your own, but it's also fun with someone else who digs a good 50's escapist flick that takes itself only seriously enough to be substantial. This means, basically, you'll enjoy the songs, have some laughs (sometimes, perhaps, unintentionally), and can soak up the Fox studios atmosphere. Dated? In a way, but it's record of a time and place is second to the entertainment value. 7.5/10
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9/10
er, it's a comedy, folks!
ptb-87 August 2005
I always chuckle when comments moan about some film they review seriously which Helen Keller could tell is made to be a ridiculous comedy. Hey, like THE GIRL CAN'T HELP IT for example. How's this for the full hurricane force of the fun of it all: On Saturday June 11th 2005, as part of the Sydney Film Festival, there was a screening at the 2300 seat Sydney cinema treasurebox THE STATE THEATRE. Guess how many turned up: go on...have a guess...give up? well would you believe...... 2300 people !!! at $12.50 a ticket!! all ready to shatter the chandeliers and lift the roof in unison shrieking and howling with glee at this hilarious musical farce designed to do no more than outrageously entertain. And it did. Maybe best seen like this in a crowded picture palace of good natured punters keen to have communal cinema bliss, but I do believe it was all the rage back in 1956 as well, with Jayne doing Marilyn and Ewell leering and looking sideways. Fab deluxe colour never looked better and with a roster of glamour clad stars, all giving us their all for the FOX/Tashlin schedule it works superbly for 91 minutes of pure 50s delight. Yes it is funny! It's supposed to be! Just enjoy it. Or move to Australia.
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7/10
THE GIRL CAN'T HELP IT (Frank Tashlin, 1956) ***
Bunuel197612 April 2006
Garish but undeniably enjoyable comedy (including the unsubtle jabs at Mansfield's sex appeal) in which Tashlin provides a healthy barrage of inventive sight gags that put to good use his background as animator. And his cast is certainly willing: Tom Ewell basically repeats his role from THE SEVEN-YEAR ITCH (1955), Mansfield is better than expected and Edmond O'Brien, most surprising of all, lets it all hang out as the wannabe music mogul/gangster. The performances by rock'n'roll artists (some of which have long since vanished from the public's memory) must have made it hip at the time but today tend to date it more than anything else...

I've watched Tashlin's other highly-regarded satire WILL SUCCESS SPOIL ROCK HUNTER? (1957), also on Italian TV, but it's been so long that I hardly recall anything about it! In a way, it's a pity that Tashlin was too often relegated to directing star comedians like Bob Hope, Jerry Lewis and Doris Day, as he seemed quite capable of showing a greater range (rather in the Billy Wilder mould).
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5/10
Love It Or Hate It?
ccthemovieman-16 November 2005
Scenes in this movie were either very interesting and funny or they were very stupid and annoying.There was no middle ground.

THE GOOD - One of the interesting parts was seeing some of the early rock performers such as Gene Vincent and Bluecaps, Fats Domino, The Platters and several others. It also was nice to see Julie London in one number. The humor was mainly provided by Tom Ewell, who played a role similar to the one he played in the much-funnier "Seven-Year Itch."

THE BAD - Annoying was Edmund O'Brien, who was parodying a loud-mouth gangster. Well, he was so loud and abrasive it became offensive after just a short time. Mansfield was okay. She was in the movie, obviously, for one thing: show off her mammoth breasts which, with the pointed bras of the day, looked just plain weird and unreal (yeah, I know...they were real!)

Despite the patches of humor and music, the movie as a whole dragged. It was hard to keep interest in this. For its time period, however - the mid '50s - I'm sure this movie must have freaked out a lot of people.
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10/10
Should go into a time capsule
Boyo-231 August 1999
This movie is a treasure and should be viewed by all serious movie fans, because there is nothing quite like it. Mansfield is perfection, Tom Ewell is his dependable funny self, plus all that music! I love Julie London's "Cry Me A River" the best. In any event, see this movie, even if the music is older than you are!
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7/10
The Girl Can't Help It
henry8-328 April 2021
Drunken down on his luck talent agent Ewell is hired by a once top gangster O'Brien to make his girlfriend, Mansfield into a star in 6 weeks.

Often hilarious comedy looking at the ups and down of getting no talent Mansfield to the top, which is complicated by the affection between Ewell and Mansfield and the highly suspicious, bad tempered O'Brien. Ewell is terrific in the lead and Mansfield impresses on the comedy front, but O'Brien walks away with the film - so funny and so different from his usual roles. Fine witty support as well from Henry Jones as O'Brien's loyalish assistant - and then of course there is all that wonderful music.
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4/10
Pretty bad
ctomvelu11 July 2012
It was nice seeing some of rock and rolls earliest hit makers doing their thing at intervals throughout this otherwise lame comedy about a an alcoholic talent agent (Ewell) taking on a gangster's girlfriend (Mansfield) as a client. Problem is, she has no discernible talent except cooking. An even bigger problem: she and the agent fall for each other. Badly dated, made by Hollywood's old guard for an audience used to big bands, not rockabilly. Ewelll was much better in a film from the same period, The Seven Year Itch, with Marilyn Monroe, who could act rings around the inept Mansfield. Mansfield's only claim to fame was vaguely resembling Monroe. In all honesty, she he reminded me of a female impersonator. Skip this one.
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PASSABLE COMEDY, VISUALLY OUTSTANDING MUSICAL ACTS
jimgroark17 October 2004
I saw this film when it was released in 1956. It was the first production for mainstream audiences to feature top R&B and R&R acts in color. My contemporaries were particularly delighted to see Little Richard, Fats Domino and The Platters on screen in color for the first time. I made a VHS copy from a cable TV screening, but later purchased a legal VHS release, only to find that the cable screening used a better copy, both audio and video wise.

The only complaint I have about the film is that every one of the musical acts is interrupted by dialog.

Despite that, especially for nostalgia buffs, it's still well-worth getting.
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7/10
Music is great; movie is dumb.
Hermit C-29 October 1999
These early rock & roll movies were almost uniformly lousy. Producers rushed to get a product out on the market before the fad went away. They had no feel for the music, and it shows. The only thing that redeems some of them are appearances by some of rock's early superstars.

That's where 'The Girl Can't Help It' has it over most of its contemporaries. The performances are lip-synched and often interrupted by silly action and dialog, but look at this lineup! There's Little Richard doing "Ready Teddy" and "She's Got It" as well as contributing the title song. Gene Vincent and his Blue Caps perform "Be-Bop-a-Lula." Eddie Cochran does "Twenty Flight Rock" and Fats Domino adds "Blue Monday!" Wow! Even lesser lights Eddie Fontaine and the Treniers contribute worthy performances.

The story that surrounds these musical clips (and has virtually nothing to do with them) is trivial and inconsequential. Edmund O'Brien looks to be having fun hamming it up as a mobster. Jayne Mansfield wiggles and coos her way through her part. Check out the not-so-subtle imagery of the exploding milk bottles as she walks down the street! But this movie does provide an argument for those who say she was an underrated and underappreciated actress. At the least she had a definite flair for light comedy. Could she have played this role any better? Could any other actress, including Marilyn Monroe? I think the answer is no. Tom Ewell continued his unlikely string of leading man roles opposite some of the decade's leading sex symbols, including Monroe and Sheree North.

For those of you who don't care for the hard stuff, the Platters, Julie London and Abbey Lincoln also appear.
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7/10
The tracks of my years preserved on celluloid.
ianlouisiana4 January 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Along with Peggy Lee's "Fever",Julie London's "Cry me a river" defined chick cool in the 1950s and co-existed on Jukeboxes with Elvis,Bill Haley and Buddy Holly.This marked the start of the rock 'n' roll era,an age almost totally dominated by male artistes.These two sophisticated ladies were the rearguard of the previous fashion,the "Big Band" years. More rhythmically subtle and harmonically complex than the rhythm and blues derived music that succeeded it the Big Band sound clings on determinedly fifty years later whereas rock 'n' roll as such scarcely exists in its original form having evolved in a few short years to the all - enveloping "rock".Acts like Little Richard and Fats Domino may be admired in retrospect but their music is not much played by young people today."The girl can't help it" offers a rare chance to see them in their pomp and also sample the popular music that preceded them. As a movie per se it doesn't have a lot of merit.Tom Ewell's drunken cynic act is a bit worn and the ill - starred Jayne Mansfield is willing and good - natured but lacks the personality and talent required by her part.Edmond O' Brien has no discernible gift for comedy - a handicap you might think in a film that is supposed to be one. But I doubt if you'll be watching it for them.You can enjoy a cornucopia of black acts many of whom would not have been allowed in through the front doors of the venues they were appearing at during that so - called golden age of music.Apart from the aforementioned messrs Richard and Domino you have Abbey Lincoln - married to jazz drummer and activist Max Roach,The Platters,The Trenniers all putting upstarts like Eddie Cochrane firmly in their place. Rock 'n' Roll,they used to say,is here to stay.Well,unfortunately it wasn't.You would listen in vain for Rock 'n' Roll in the charts in 2007. But here,brilliantly photographed in exquisite colour,are some of its earliest and most influential proponents reminding us of what all the excitement was about half a century ago.
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10/10
Jayne is still THE blonde
non_sportcardandy2 April 2006
Some of the entertainment of this movie has been forgotten or been given bad marks by modern jaded viewers.It was my great privilege to view this film when it first came out at the neighborhood theater together with "Rebel without a cause".A privilege because such moments in movie viewing history just don't come along often.It was a Friday night and the theater was packed with a variety of juveys-hoods,roque's,frats,squares from high school down to my grade school.They were all there to witness a movie twin bill that would never be equaled again.When talking of that night my description is "The place was rockin".When the music came on it was as though the crowd was at a live concert.At school the following Monday the kids wern't trying to figure out James Dean's character from r.w.a.c. they were talking and singing about t.g.c.h.i.The slow witted girl that sat across from me in class knew by heart the words to the song Edmund o'Brien sang in the picture...I was amazed.Almost everyone agrees the music was good,I'm a little at odds with other comments.Till this day in my circle Jayne Mansfield was THE blonde of that era.She was cuter,funnier(her figure speaks for itself)than any blonde of that era.One reviewer used the word bubbly,that's a good description.At times she appeared on TV in bubbly character almost out of breath when speaking,she was a real card.Despite her eye popping outer appearance she generated a lot of laughter with her character.While some are trying to figure out if the other blonds were a symbol,sensuous,tragic,etc. there was no mystery to Jayne.She was funny and a real man's and/or boy's woman.So dynamic was her outer appearance some of her criticism may stem from jealousy.The movie at times was a bit bawdy and it's humor still should hold up today.When watching Jayne walk up the stairs a man's glasses crack, although still funny it can never be as hilarious as it was back then.In no way was it a fashion statement to wear glasses back then,it was a social stigma for young people.To hurt another youngster's feelings they were called 4 eyes if they wore glasses,an expression all but forgotten.So anyone wearing glasses was considered pretty much of a goon in the first place thus an even funnier scene in this movie.In the complete gchi song the words are spicy-She makes grandpa feel like 21....has a figure made to squeeze.Of the entertainers Fats and Little Richard were my favorites hands down.In fairness to the entertainers that some have referred to as copies or clones of Elvis they were what a lot of the public wanted at the time.This movie has very good color,may the viewer be fortunate to see a good copy.
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7/10
It was like a music video for all the acts 20th century Fox must have had, with Jane Mansfield as the video vixen.
subxerogravity24 January 2017
Past the body, Jane Mansfield definitely does not have the acting chops her daughter, Mariska Hargitay of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (My Favorite Show) has.

Then again, Mansfield was only doing what she was paid for: being God's gift to man and she did that well as a voluptuous female with perfect looks, curves and glamour, plus that inner nature to cook and clean and tend to the house (A perfect 1950s Archetype of the perfect woman). Too bad that's not enough for her former gangster boyfriend who needs to marry a star to keep his rep up. So he hires a washed up agent known for not hooking up with his leading ladies to turn his talent less (Other than the obvious) arm candy into a super star. Of course Mr. Agent...can't help it. Like I said earlier, Mansfield is playing the cooking, cleaning housewife on the inside, buxom blonde on the outside type that no man can resist, but more importantly she takes a liking to her agent who does not want to exploit her.

The film is not as much funny as it is I get the joke. It does not hold the test of time as you think. Or it could be that the latest wave of feminism happening in the world that I'm now watching this film in makes it feel outdated. It is very weird watching this perfectly implanted dumb blonde routine done to the letter In a society where women are trying to break those stereotypes.

If you are into that old time Rock and Roll though, back when the sax and the piano where key interments, than this is a good one to see as the plot of the film takes up little time in comparison to the string of Rock and Roll acts that play music in between the "comedy bit". Such acts as little Richard and Fats Dominio and to be honest I did not recognize any of the other acts or the songs being displayed, but trust me there is an album full of them.

If you're going to see this movie for its comedy. It's quaint but will not make you laugh out loud. If you love old school Rock and Roll than this is definitely your film, and if you want to check out Jane Mansfield there are films where she gets naked (Promises! Promises!) that you'll be better off seeing.

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10/10
This film is pure greatness on a level that very few movies ever hope to reach.
BandSAboutMovies11 August 2020
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Frank Tashlin made the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons and you know, that's pretty much what this movie is. It's a cartoon come beautiful and wonderfully to life. He'd work with Jerry Lewis on six of his solo films (Rock-A-Bye Baby, The Geisha Boy, Cinderfella, It's Only Money, Who's Minding the Store? and The Disorderly Orderly) and then work with Jayne Mansfield again on the movie Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? He also wrote the Don Knotts film The Shakiest Gun in the West.

I knew I would love this movie in the first few seconds, when Tom Ewell introduces the film by showing how CinemaScope and the colors by DeLuxe work. It's an astounding moment that breaks the fourth wall before it has even been built.

A mobster who runs the slots, Marty "Fats" Murdock (Edmond O'Brien), has one dream. He wants his girl, Jerri Jordan (Mansfield), to be a singer. She has no talent, but he knows that press agent Tom Miller (Ewell, who is best known for The Seven Year Itch and whose last movie was Rodney Dangerfield's Easy Money) can get the job done. Even better, he never hits on his clients.

Murdock is obsessed with a song he wrote, "Rock Around the Rock Pile," and Miller has to go to enemy territory and sell the song to another mobster, Wheeler (John Emery, Kronos), who rules the jukeboxes.

There's all manner of romantic confusion and a gang war over jukeboxes, which was actually a thing once. All ends well, with Jerri confessing that she really can sing and Murdock letting her know that he doesn't want to marry her, so she can go off and be with Tom, the man she loves. The wedding dress that Mansfield wears here was loaned to her for her wedding to Mickey Hargitay.

Oh yeah - and Juanita Moore, from Imitation of Life, is in this. That's what normal folks know her from. Me, I recognized her as Momma from Abby right away.

The real reason to watch this - beyond the rainbow of colors ready to bathe your eyes in perfect beauty and majesty - are the performances by Fats Domino, Little Richard, Eddie Cochran, The Platters, Gene Vincent, Eddie Fontaine and more.

In The Beatles Anthology, Paul McCartney discusses how John Lennon learned how to play guitar from watching Cochran in this movie. It meant so much to them that they cut the recording of "Birthday" at Abbey Road Studios short to watch its 1968 British TV debut. Jimmy Page and Jeff Beck also claimed that this movie was a big influence.

Speaking of influence, some feel that Elvis was directly inspired by the dancing for "Rock Around the Rockpile," which was somewhat of an imitation of him anyway, and may have used the look of this scene when he made Jailhouse Rock. The makers of The Girl Can't Help It wanted Elvis for this film, but dealing with Colonel Tom Parker proved to be too much to deal with, as his asking price for one Elvis song was too expensive.

Want to love this movie even more? Listen to John Waters discuss it on the British DVD release. He would also tell the Directors Guild of America Quarterly, "This wasn't a movie that my boy classmates wanted to see or cared about. They weren't interested in discussing Jayne Mansfield's complete lack of roots. I really had no one that I could be enthusiastic with about it. So it was a private secret of mine, this movie."

Waters based so much of the character of Divine - she would even come on stage to the song "The Girl Can't Help It" - from Mansfield. He also points out that Little Richard's mustache in this movie had such an impact on him that he's had it for his entire life.
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3/10
Musical rip-off of Born Yesterday
raykirk18 November 2009
I can't believe that in the 34 prior comments, nobody mentioned that this film is a blatant rip-off of Born Yesterday. A man is hired to bring an ostensibly dumb blonde up to the requirements of a gangster. Hired gun and blonde fall in love and live happily ever after. Gangster is left in the lurch. But Born Yesterday was an intelligent treatment whereas this is just so much fluff. Technicolor transfer to DVD is deplorable. Natalie Kalmus would be rolling over in her grave. Check out the paperboy. Recognize him? But, it's historically interesting to see the roots of Rock 'n Roll. Also interesting is Ewell's introduction to CinemaScope, a new format at the time.
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7/10
So-so romantic comedy, but likely to be of interest to rock historians
JamesHitchcock18 October 2016
When I recently reviewed "I Married a Woman" I described Diana Dors as Britain's answer to Marilyn Monroe. It might have been equally appropriate- perhaps more so- to call her Britain's answer to Jayne Mansfield, because Diana and Jayne had a lot in common. Both were platinum blondes with unfeasibly voluptuous figures. (Jayne was, if anything, even more top-heavy than Diana, and certainly more so than Marilyn). Both were around the same age. Both were highly intelligent and were gifted, classically-trained actresses. Jayne studied drama at university, and Diana was a graduate of Britain's prestigious Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts. Because of their "sex symbol" looks, however, both women found themselves increasingly typecast in dumb-blonde comedy roles, and had difficulty winning parts in more serious dramas. Both had complex personal lives, and both were to die tragically young. (Two other things they had in common with Marilyn).

There was, however, one big difference between their careers. Diana, a major star in Britain, never cracked the American market; when she tried to conquer Hollywood in 1956/7 she failed spectacularly. Jayne, by contrast, was one of Hollywood's biggest names during the late fifties and early sixties. "The Girl Can't Help It" is a good example of her talents from this period.

A gangster named Marty "Fats" Murdock hires Tom Miller, a show business agent, to make his girlfriend Jerri Jordan a singing star. Jerri, however, has no desire for a showbiz career but wants to settle down as a wife and mother. She and Tom therefore come up with a scheme whereby she will pretend to a complete lack of talent, but this does not really cut much ice with Fats, who is so cloth-eared he cannot really tell whether Jerri has talent or not. There then follow two almost inevitable developments. Jerri and Tom fall for one another, and it is revealed that Jerri in fact possesses a very good singing voice. (Apart from her other accomplishments, Jayne Mansfield was very gifted musically).

The basic plot is a so-so romantic comedy. Mansfield makes a charming heroine, although we never quite believe her when she insists she is just an old-fashioned girl whose one desire in life is to be a homebody, but Tom Ewell does not make a great impact as her leading man. Edmond O'Brien is occasionally amusing as Fats, but the film's main appeal for the modern viewer is likely to be its musical content. It contains performances by rock 'n' roll stars of the period such as Little Richard, Eddie Cochran, and Gene Vincent and His Bluecaps; it is said that it was a favourite of both John Lennon and Paul McCartney, both teenagers at the time, and influenced them in their own musical careers.

Another singer who appears is Julie London, who is billed as "herself", although it might be more accurate to say that she is playing a fictionalised version of herself. Her character is a singer called "Julie London", and she sings "Cry Me a River", the real Julie London's signature tune, but she is described as a former client, and also a former girlfriend, of Tom Miller- an obviously invented detail, as Tom is a wholly fictional character. This sort of blending of fact and fiction is unusual in the cinema.

I am not a great fan of rock music, but I suspect that those who are, especially those with an interest in the early history of the genre, will find much to enjoy in this movie. 7/10
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5/10
Best remembered line from movie
rbestcolorado-226 July 2002
I was a teenager when this movie came out, so the line I remember now sounds juvenile. The cute boys in the movie watched Jayne Mansfield's character sashaye down the street. One asked the other "What's that?" The other boy replied, "That's a girl." To which the other boy answered "If that's a girl, what's my sister?" It was a lot funnier when you had a little sister and was fifteen years old.
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