J.J. Fate: [about Donald] He wouldn't think about going over Niagara Falls in a barrel, but this particular maneuver is called: "Falling Down Stairs." There are many ways of doing this if you aren't careful. The "Bumps-a-daisy Half Twist"...
[Donald sets a TV set down at the top of the stairs, his feet get tangled in the cord and it falls down taking him with it]
J.J. Fate: "Jelly roll"...
[Donald trips and gets wrapped up in the red rug and rolls down the stairs in it]
J.J. Fate: "Catapult High Dive"...
[Donald steps onto a loose stair board and it sends him into the air]
J.J. Fate: "Climbing Mount Everest"...
[Donald carries many, many heavy things upstairs and he falls back down with them]
J.J. Fate: "Riding a Rolly Coaster"!
[Donald slips into a toy wagon and goes down the stairs]
J.J. Fate: Now Mr. Duck doesn't take chances, he's just careless.
[Donald leans against the banister and it breaks sending him down to the first floor]
J.J. Fate: Oh yes! That's one I forgot to mention.
Donald Duck: [angrily] That's the last straw!
[cleans up the house to make it much safer]
Donald Duck: I'm going to work, where it's safe!