The Female Animal (1958)
Hedy Lamarr: Vanessa Windsor
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Quotes
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Vanessa Windsor : If I have to do this once more, I'll have you deported back to Siberia.
Mischa Boroff : Helsinki, Madam. Helsinki. Remember? Basically, I'm a Finn.
Vanessa Windsor : Okay, go to Helsinki! I'm going to lunch.
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Vanessa Windsor : Help me undress.
Chris Farley : What?
Vanessa Windsor : [shows off her bracelets] Diamonds may be a girl's best friend; but, they get heavy as lead after a couple of hours.
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Vanessa Windsor : Welcome to Windsor Castle.
Chris Farley : To where?
Vanessa Windsor : My own private little club.
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Chris Farley : How does one get elected to the club?
Vanessa Windsor : Well, you've been elected.
Chris Farley : Oh, well, is there an initiation ceremony?
Vanessa Windsor : Yes. But, later.
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Vanessa Windsor : What would you have to drink?
Chris Farley : Oh, I had something great the other day. French 75.
Vanessa Windsor : Oh, well, that's wonderful! What do you need?
Chris Farley : Brandy, champagne, a little gin.
Vanessa Windsor : Oh, you'll make it. Huh?
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Vanessa Windsor : As long as you're in this house, you're going to behave like a lady. And not like some - little tramp!
Penny Windsor : Tramp? You're full of funnies tonight. Tramp? From you? The great lady. The great star. Who's rolled in every gutter in...
Vanessa Windsor : [slaps Penny] Now, I didn't mean that. Honey, I'm sorry. I just wanted you to have the chance in life I never had. I had to do it the hard way.
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Neighborhood Boy : Hey! I know you! You're on TV!
Vanessa Windsor : Hasn't your mother taught you not to say that naughty word?
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Neighborhood Boy : Hey, Chris! There's a dame to see ya!
Vanessa Windsor : Hey - Lady.
Neighborhood Boy : Lady.
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Lily Frayne : Life can be so boring. I adore the clean, limbed American type too. Somehow, I always end up with veal scallopini in sideburns.
Vanessa Windsor : Leaping to conclusions again, Lily?
Lily Frayne : What else is there to leap at, except, men?
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Vanessa Windsor : I've got to call the papers. This story I think should go to Hedda.
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Vanessa Windsor : Penny, darling, here's someone I'm very anxious for you to meet. Chris Farley. This is my wonderful daughter Penny.
Chris Farley : Hi.
Vanessa Windsor : I wanted you to get together for a long time; but, now, since we're going to be a family...
Penny Windsor : Family?
Vanessa Windsor : Yes. Chris and I are going to be married.
Penny Windsor : What?
Vanessa Windsor : I want you two to love one another as much as I love both of you.
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Chris Farley : Can a guy be in love with two woman at the same time?
Vanessa Windsor : No. No. And when these things happen, sooner or later, you find out one of these two loves is the real love. And the other just infatuation or - sex!
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Vanessa Windsor : My love for you is real. And the feeling we have for one another is real. It doesn't matter what happened. It's what's going to happen that matters.
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Vanessa Windsor : Oh, Chris. Chris, there is no use trying to escape it. There'll never be any other woman in your life but me. I'll see to that. Just you and me - and - Penny, of course. You and me and Penny.
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Vanessa Windsor : All my life, in order to get things, I had to be, let's call it, determined. And sometimes, just because one is determined, one clings to the things that are really over.
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Vanessa Windsor : It's hard for me to give up anything. People grow up at different ages. I'm sort of a delayed case.
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Nurse : Miss Windsor, maybe I shouldn't say this; but, well, I've always felt that you were a much better actress than the roles they gave you.
Vanessa Windsor : Well, thank you. That's very kind of you.
Nurse : Cause the one great thing you have on the screen is believability.
Vanessa Windsor : Believability. Oh, I hope so. I certainly hope so.