The Female Animal (1958)
George Nader: Chris Farley
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Quotes
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Vanessa Windsor : Help me undress.
Chris Farley : What?
Vanessa Windsor : [shows off her bracelets] Diamonds may be a girl's best friend; but, they get heavy as lead after a couple of hours.
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Vanessa Windsor : Welcome to Windsor Castle.
Chris Farley : To where?
Vanessa Windsor : My own private little club.
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Chris Farley : How does one get elected to the club?
Vanessa Windsor : Well, you've been elected.
Chris Farley : Oh, well, is there an initiation ceremony?
Vanessa Windsor : Yes. But, later.
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Vanessa Windsor : What would you have to drink?
Chris Farley : Oh, I had something great the other day. French 75.
Vanessa Windsor : Oh, well, that's wonderful! What do you need?
Chris Farley : Brandy, champagne, a little gin.
Vanessa Windsor : Oh, you'll make it. Huh?
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Hank Galvez (not Lopez) : Ever been to Mexico?
Chris Farley : Well, no.
Hank Galvez (not Lopez) : Great! Tortillas, Tequila, and the Turistas. You'll love it!
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Chris Farley : Take off that slip and whatever else you've got underneath it or I'll take them off you myself!
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Chris Farley : Hank Galvez, this is, um...
Penny Windsor : Oh, my name's Penny.
Hank Galvez (not Lopez) : No? Me, an old coin collector, from way back. This is a very rare issue, sonny. And in mint condition, at that.
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Penny Windsor : I know you want to. I've known it from the first moment I stepped into this house. Didn't you?
[long kiss]
Penny Windsor : Ah, I'd pay any amount of bills for you. There's something I want to talk to you about.
Chris Farley : Something else?
Penny Windsor : The other night, when I was here, I took a little souvenir by accident.
[holding a handkerchief]
Penny Windsor : This belongs to your employer. I was a little fuzzy the other night or I would have realized sooner by the initials "VW".
Chris Farley : Realized what?
Penny Windsor : Well, your a
[long kiss]
Penny Windsor : your employer, she's - she's very close to me.
[long kiss]
Penny Windsor : She's my mother and I'm Penny Windsor.
[long kiss and Chris pushes her away]
Penny Windsor : And I'm gonna run right home and I'm gonna tell Mother what a passionate little friend she has here. Keeps it in the family too! Don't you think?
[Chris grabs Penny, throws her over his knees and starts spanking her]
Penny Windsor : Stop! Stop it! Stop treating me like a child!
Chris Farley : Listen to me! I didn't ask you to come here. I don't know what your game is; but, you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it!
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Vanessa Windsor : Penny, darling, here's someone I'm very anxious for you to meet. Chris Farley. This is my wonderful daughter Penny.
Chris Farley : Hi.
Vanessa Windsor : I wanted you to get together for a long time; but, now, since we're going to be a family...
Penny Windsor : Family?
Vanessa Windsor : Yes. Chris and I are going to be married.
Penny Windsor : What?
Vanessa Windsor : I want you two to love one another as much as I love both of you.
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Chris Farley : Can a guy be in love with two woman at the same time?
Vanessa Windsor : No. No. And when these things happen, sooner or later, you find out one of these two loves is the real love. And the other just infatuation or - sex!