Show Biz Bugs (1957)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Cab Driver, Theatre Manager

Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : There can only be one explanation for white tile in a dressing room.

  [Daffy turns a sign around on door, that reads MEN] 

  Daffy Duck : And that's it.

• Daffy Duck : [as Daffy is booby-trapping Bugs' xylophone]  When he strikes this note, instead of a xylophone, he'll be playing a harp.

  [Daffy does an evil laugh] 

• Stage Manager : But Daffy, we bill according to drawing power.

  Daffy Duck : Oh, yeah? That rabbit couldn't draw flies if he was covered with syrup. Okay, this performance will prove I'm a star.

• Daffy Duck : Try not to trip me up with those big feet, please.

  Bugs Bunny : I'll try, Daffy.

  Daffy Duck : We're on!

• [first lines] 

  Daffy Duck : [a taxi pulls up to a theatre and Daffy steps out]  How much, my good man?

  Taxi Driver : Uh, one block, 25 cents.

  Daffy Duck : 25 cents? It's robbery, but I'll pay it. But you get NO gratuity. It's enough that you've had the honor of having a celebrity like me in your hack. Daffy Duck, star of this show.

• [last lines; Daffy has blown himself up for a grand finale; the audience cheers] 

  Bugs Bunny : [starts clapping]  That's terrific, Daffy! They loved it. They want more.

  Daffy Duck : [as a ghost rising to heaven]  I know, I know, but I can only do it once.

• Daffy Duck : [after Bugs does a brief tap dance to "Shave and a Haircut", which gets enormous applause]  Hardy, har, har. If they like that mess, they're starving for some REAL hoofin'! Maestro, if you please. E flat, from the top.

  [Daffy tap dances to "Jeepers Creepers";' after Daffy concludes his dance, he was not applauded] 

  Daffy Duck : Ingrates!

• Daffy Duck : [shouts]  Don't applaud him! Look! I'm not cut in half! Stop applauding! It's a fake!

  [When Daffy lifts his torso, he realizes that Bugs did saw him in half] 

  Daffy Duck : [to the audience]  Good thing I got Blue Cross.

• Bugs Bunny : Now with your kind indulge, I'll play, those endearing young charms.

  [Bugs Bunny plays the xylophone off key] 

  Daffy Duck : That's wrong you dumb bunny! Try it again!

  [Bugs Bunny plays the xylophone off key again] 

  Daffy Duck : OOH! No no! You stupid rabbit! Like this!

  [Daffy Duck plays the xylophone correctly but the dynamite blows up on him and his loses his feathers and his beak falls off and the xylophone finishes the tune]