- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: [sees the house Clancy was tricked into buying] This looks like a great house... to move *out* of.
- Stanislaus 'Duke' Coveleskie: [to Blinky] What's wrong with you? You're varnishing the table with my coffee!
- Blinky: If Duke finds us dead in the morning with our throats cut, he'll be sorry.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: So will I.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Are you sure this is lemonade?
- Dolly Owens: Of course, I mixed it myself.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: The lemons taste a little pickled!
- Police Lt. Harris: Let's see who's behind these masks.
- [unmasks 1st monster]
- Police Lt. Harris: Harry Shelby.
- [unmasks 2nd monster]
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Dolly!
- Police Lt. Harris: And now you.
- [twists Sach's nose]
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Hey! That's my real face!
- Police Lt. Harris: If that's your face, *you* need a mask.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: [posing with 2 women, big grin] Cheese!
- Photographer: Now how about one with you and Mr. Clancy?
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: I don't want to hug him!
- Photographer: Just shaking hands.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Oh well that's alright.
- [grins]
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Limburger!
- Stanislaus 'Duke' Coveleskie: These guys are all seeing things. When we get back to town I'm gonna take them to a few eye doctors.
- Mike Clancy: [sees a ghostly hand with a bugle appear behind Duke] You better take me with them!
- Blinky: You're seeing things, Sach. When we get home I'm taking *you* to see *my* doctor.
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: If he's *your* doctor, *he* needs a doctor!
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: All I do is get in everybody's hair, I should just end it all.
- [picks up knife]
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: No, not like that, too drastic. I think I'll jump off the sink.