The Mouse That Roared (1959)

Bill Edwards: Army Captain

Quotes 

• United States Secretary of Defense : Hurry please. I can't keep the President waiting. And don't forget that Declaration of War.

  Army Captain : No, sir.

  United States Secretary of Defense : Fine thing. The United States and the Grand Duchy of Fenwick are at war and it takes the FBI to find out about it.

  Army Captain : Yes, sir. The Declaration was found behind the radiator in that fellows office in the State Department. Wasn't sir?

  United States Secretary of Defense : Yes, sir. I mean, yes. Anyway, Chester wouldn't like it on the island of Yap. But, how am I going to tell the President that we've been successfully invaded by a bunch of 15th Century Europeans?