Sex Kittens Go to College (1960)
Allan Drake: Legs Raffertino
Quotes
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Legs Raffertino : Say, baby, do you know the people around here?
Suzanne : Who is there to know?
Legs Raffertino : I'm trying to trace a wartime buddy.
Suzanne : Which war? The Battle of the Sexes, I think! Yes?
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Legs Raffertino : A daffy chick!
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Suzanne : I am Suzanne de la Coeur. I'm a student of *life*. What you call: Social Science. I'm studying American male. You come visit my laboratory, yes? I write big book.
[looks at Legs crotch]
Suzanne : Oh, very big book. About how American men make love.
Legs Raffertino : Maybe later, kiddo. I got a little business first.
Suzanne : This is business too. My business. I mean, you would not want for me to fail my subject, no? And in my work, good material is so *hard* to *come* by.
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Suzanne : You like to have my phone number?
Legs Raffertino : Yeah, but, like later, doll. I'm really anxious to talk to Sam. Go over old times.
Suzanne : Old times? Who cares about old times? When there are so many new times one can have.
[looks at Boomie]
Suzanne : Or, two can have.
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Suzanne : Hello, Doll Doll.
Legs Raffertino : Hi.
Suzanne : Parlez-vous Français?
Legs Raffertino : Not if I can help it, baby. It gives me gas.
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Legs Raffertino : A pretty smart cookie, Thinko, huh?
Jody : Brilliant.
Boomie : Is he hard to handle? I mean, temperamental?
Jody : Not if you know the right knobs.
Boomie , Legs Raffertino : Knobs?
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Jody : I can get anything I want out of Thinko. It's not complicated.
Legs Raffertino : I know the type. A pushover for dames. Remember Fatso McNamara?
Boomie : Yeah, just like me! He flipped over blondes. The dizzier the better.
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Boomie : Oh, I sure dig that chick. Legs. Legs! That's Tassels!
Legs Raffertino : Who?
Boomie : Tassels. Oh, I knew I'd seen that broad before.
Legs Raffertino : Tassels who?
Boomie : Oh, Tassels. I sure remember her. The Talahassee Tassel Tosser.
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Boomie : Tassels? She don't play around.
Legs Raffertino : All dames play around. At least all the dames I know.
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Legs Raffertino : Keep me cover with that thing. And if you still got the violin in there, you're gonna get music lessons from Al Capone!
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Legs Raffertino : Steady. Steady! Boomie don't want to have to ventilate nobody unless he has to!
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Legs Raffertino : That leaves you, baby.
Suzanne : This dialogue! Pure roaring 20s. No?
Legs Raffertino : I can't help it if I was up the river 20 years, sugar. But, I'm gettin' with it more - like every day.
Suzanne : Darling, no. Never change. Stay as corny as you are. Always.
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Legs Raffertino : The big boy will settle for a hundred grand and that's that! But, Sam Thinko never makes another bet west of Shanghai, China.
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Legs Raffertino : It's got to be you. We know who you are, Tassels. You're the only one around here with enough brains to run this racket.
Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair : Racket? What racket?
Legs Raffertino : Don't play it cute, baby. The bookie racket. What else?
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Suzanne : Darling, you are so masculine.
Legs Raffertino : Suzanne. Suzanne, it isn't you.
Suzanne : No, mon cher. It's not me. I am not interested in races and lotteries and bingo games. - Only in love.
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Suzanne : Bye-bye, doll, doll.
Legs Raffertino : Bye-bye? I don't understand you, baby. Yesterday you were all over me and today it's - all over.