The Abominable Snow Rabbit (1961)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Hugo the Abominable Snowman

Quotes 

• Hugo the Abominable Snowman : [holding Daffy, whose shirt makes him look like a rabbit]  Oh, what a cute little pink bunny rabbit!

  [cradling Daffy] 

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...

  Daffy Duck : I'm not a bunny rabbit...

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : ...and pat him and pet him and...

  Daffy Duck : You're hurting me. Put me down, please.

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : ...and rub him and caress him and...

  Daffy Duck : I AIN'T NO BUNNY RABBIT!

• Daffy Duck : [to Bugs, after they surface in the Himalayas]  You and your shortcuts. I told you to turn west at East St. Louis.

  Bugs Bunny : Yeah, I know.

  [looks at map] 

  Bugs Bunny : The way I figure it, we're somewhere in the Hi-may-lay-us mountains.

  Daffy Duck : That's pronounced "Himalayas".

  [suddenly shocked] 

  Daffy Duck : *Himalayas*? Why, you four-legged Marco Polo! That's in Asia!

  [shivering] 

  Daffy Duck : Himalayas! No wonder it's so cold!

• Daffy Duck : Old pal, do me a favor, will you? Just don't do me any more favors. You just stay here and study to be a snowshoe rabbit. I'm going back to Perth Amboy.

• Daffy Duck : Oh, sure I know I'm a louse. But I'm a live louse.

• Hugo the Abominable Snowman : ...rub him and pet him and squeeze him and rub him. I will stroke his bill and rub his pretty feathers... Hey, wait a minute! Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills.

  Daffy Duck : I know! I know! There goes your bunny rabbit!

• Bugs Bunny : Okay, Abom. Here's your bunny rabbit.

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : Duh, bunny rabbit, George?

  Daffy Duck : Bunny rabbit? Me?

  Bugs Bunny : Yes, you, doc.

  Daffy Duck : Ho, ho, very funny. Ha, ha, very droll. Hey, shorty! What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : Distinguishing character, uh...

  Daffy Duck : Yeah, yeah! What makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : Why, duh, duh, long ears!

  Daffy Duck : And whom around here has long ears? Sorry to have to do this to you, bud.

  Bugs Bunny : [has tied down his ears and sticks two fingers behind Daffy's head]  Eh. Don't give it a second thought.

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : [grabs Daffy]  Oh, boy! Just like I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit.

  Bugs Bunny : They really do make a charming couple.

• [last lines] 

  [at Palm Springs, the Abominable Snowman is talking to Bugs, unrecognizable in a robe, shades and hat] 

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : And I searched and I searched - ooh, it's hot - but I never caught up with my little bunny rabbit.

  Bugs Bunny : Gee, that's tough, Mr. Abdominabubble.

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : And now I'll never - gosh, it's hot - never see my bunny rabbit again.

  Bugs Bunny : Don't give up hope yet, doc. If you love him, he'll come back.

  [hearing Daffy approaching through the burrow, Bugs holds a hood with rabbit ears over the hole, so that Daffy slides into it when he emerges] 

  Daffy Duck : Well, here I am! Massacre started yet? Fireworks gone off? Balloon gone up?

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : Oh, boy, a bunny rabbit! Just what I always wanted!

  [grabs Daffy] 

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : I will name him George...

  Bugs Bunny : And I will hug him and squeeze him and pet him and pat him and... Hey!

  [Where the Abominable Snowman once sat there is now a puddle with his hat floating in it] 

  Bugs Bunny : Hey, what do you know? He melted! He really was a snowman.

  Daffy Duck : [emerging from the puddle]  Abominable, that is.

• [Daffy is trying to tunnel back to Perth Amboy, but hits a blockage in the tunnel] 

  Daffy Duck : [popping his head out of the snow]  All right, what's holding up the works? What's all the... the...

  [he looks up to see what's causing the blockage: the abominable snowman's foot] 

  Daffy Duck : Aah!

• Daffy Duck : Poor Bugs. But any way you look at it, it's better he should suffer. After all, it was me or him, and, obviously, it couldn't be me. It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people. I can't stand pain. It hurts me.

• Hugo the Abominable Snowman : [after Daffy tells him he's not a rabbit]  Not a bunny rabbit George? Then how come you have long ears, how come?

  Daffy Duck : Long ears? Oh!

  [laughs] 

  Daffy Duck : Those aren't ears those are sleeves, so now put me down please, huh?

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : Oh George you were naughty to pretend you was a bunny rabbit, I will punish you good

  [spanks him] 

  Hugo the Abominable Snowman : Bad old George!

  Daffy Duck : Now look Doc, I know where there's a real bunny rabbit, a very cuddly and fuzzy rabbit.