That Touch of Mink (1962)

Art Passarella: Umpire

Quotes 

• Umpire : Strike!

  Cathy Timberlake : Strike?

  [shouts] 

  Cathy Timberlake : Hey, ump, shake your head, your eyeballs are stuck! It was a ball, it was that far away from the plate.

  Umpire : [Approaching the dugout]  Lady, will you keep it down over here? You've been riding me all night.

  Cathy Timberlake : Mickey, you saw that pitch, it was a ball, wasn't it?

  Mickey Mantle : It looked like it.

  Umpire : You're out of the game, Mantle.

  Cathy Timberlake : What? Roger, what do you think?

  Roger Maris : It could've missed the corner.

  Umpire : You're out, Maris.

  Cathy Timberlake : Yogi...

  Yogi Berra : It was a perfect strike, the ump was right.

  Umpire : I don't like sarcasm, Berra. You're out of the game as well.

  Cathy Timberlake : You can't do that!

  Umpire : Lady...

  Cathy Timberlake : Where's the Manager?

  Philip Shayne : I think he's hiding.