Nurse on Wheels (1963)

Esma Cannon: Mrs. Jones

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Jones : [answering phone]  Hello, there's nobody here.

  Joanna Jones : It's Joanna.

  Mrs. Jones : She's not here.

  Joanna Jones : It's Joanna *speaking*.

  Mrs. Jones : Oh you nasty mucky thing. Stop dripping!

  Joanna Jones : I beg your pardon?

  Mrs. Jones : I was speaking to the paintbrush, dear. I'm painting a window frame.

  Joanna Jones : Mother, have there been any calls for me?

  Mrs. Jones : Several!

  Joanna Jones : Right, what did they want?

  Mrs. Jones : Nurse Merrick.

  Joanna Jones : Oh.

  Mrs. Jones : When I told them you'd taken over, they all said 'never mind' and hung up.

• Mrs. Jones : What is it dear, an electronic bedpan?

  Miss Farthingale : Really! It's a pressure cooker. My nephew gave it to me for Christmas. There's a screw loose.

  Mrs. Jones : Oh, poor boy.