Shotgun Wedding (1963)

J. Pat O'Malley: Buford Anchors

Quotes 

• Buford Anchors : [hollering]  Melanie! Y'all get that jackass unloaded and tote them vittles into the house.

  Melanie : [angry]  I'm tellin' you again, I ain't gonna do it! I've had it up to here! At first I thought maybe you was a good guy. But you're nothin'. You hear me? Nothin'! I'm gettin' out of here.

  Buford Anchors : [upset]  Doggone, ya just can't be good to a woman!

• Buford Anchors : It ain't like I didn't marry you on purpose.

  Melanie : No, you never do nothin' on purpose. You didn't make me sick on purpose, either.

  Buford Anchors : [sympathetic]  Honey, you sick?

  Melanie : [upset]  Yeah, I'm dizzy as hell, and I'm gonna have a baby.

  Buford Anchors : [stupidly]  A what?

  Melanie : [exasperated]  A B-A-B-B-Y, baby!

• Preacher Parsons : [at the wedding]  I pronounce you man and wife. Go on, you can kiss your bride now, Buford.

  Buford Anchors : [embarrassed]  You mean, in front of all these people? Aw, shucks. C'mon, let's all have a drink! Where's my jug?