Take Her, She's Mine (1963)

James Stewart: Frank Michaelson

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• Hector G. Ivor : I got into a little jam like that once.

  Frank Michaelson : Hector, telling me your troubles at this point would be like complaining to Noah about a drizzle.

• Frank Michaelson : Holy chihuahua!

• Frank Michaelson : How old is the punk?

  Mollie Michaelson : He's not a punk.

  Frank Michaelson : All right, how old is the non-punk?

• Hector G. Ivor : You'd think they'd flunk her.

  Frank Michaelson : They did.

• Frank Michaelson : There's just one catch to it.

  Anne Michaelson : What's that?

  Frank Michaelson : You and I won't be able to eat her senior year.

• Frank Michaelson : [At the airport]  All right - how much over weight?

  Anne Michaelson : None!

  Frank Michaelson : None? With that load?

  Anne Michaelson : No, you see...

  Frank Michaelson : All right, don't tell me. Don't tell me. I know there's something crooked about it, but I don't wanna hear it. Not at a time like this, anyway.

• Frank Michaelson : Now, I have to be the first to admit that I don't know very much about modern art, but I happen to be one of the outstanding authorities in the State of California on hogwash.

• Frank Michaelson : Do you know what "Life" means when they say protégé?

  Anne Michaelson : Wellll..

  Frank Michaelson : When they say protégé, they're winking. It's their way of slipping you the dirt. When they say protégé, what they're really saying...

  Anne Michaelson : Okay, okay!