Transylvania 6-5000 (1963)

Ben Frommer: Count Bloodcount

Quotes 

• Count Bloodcount : I am a vampire.

  Bugs Bunny : Oh, yeah? Well, abacadabra, I'm an umpire.

  [suddenly is wearing umpire clothes] 

  Count Bloodcount : Hocus-pocus, I'm a bat!

  [turns into a bat] 

  Bugs Bunny : OK. I'm a bat too! Abacadabra!

  [turns into a baseball bat] 

  Count Bloodcount : [putting on glasses]  You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?

  [Bat hits vampire] 

• [Count Bloodcount leads Bugs to a bedroom in the castle] 

  Count Bloodcount : This is your room.

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, sure, Doc, but I don't want a room. I just want a telephone.

  Count Bloodcount : [putting Bugs to bed]  Rest first; telephone tomorrow. Rest is good for the blood.

  Bugs Bunny : [yawns]  Well, I am a little fa-ti-gued.

• [Bugs arrives at the door of the castle of Count Bloodcount and rings the doorbell. The Count answers the door] 

  Bugs Bunny : Sorry to disturb you, sir. I know it's late, but I seem to be off me course.

  Count Bloodcount : No, no, it's never too late. Come in.

  [the Count opens the door and lets Bugs in] 

  Bugs Bunny : Yeah, well, you see, I just want to call me travel agency. They've routed me off me route.