Father Goose (1964)
Trevor Howard: Houghton
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Quotes
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Lieutenant Stebbings RAN : Mother Goose is requesting a chaplain.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : A chaplain? Good heavens, he's killed her.
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN : No, sir. They want to get married.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Married? Goody Two-Shoes and the Filthy Beast?
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Walter Eckland : All those miles of open sea and back again, a man would need something to keep warm, now, wouldn't he?
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Two bottles.
Walter Eckland : All of them, Frank.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Three.
Walter Eckland : All of them, Frank.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Five.
Walter Eckland : All of them, Frank.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Got a pencil?
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Lieutenant Stebbings RAN : We could have transferred George Dickens from the interior if he hadn't gotten himself eaten that way.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : You needn't make him sound such a shirker, Stebbings.
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Commander Frank Houghton RAN : There's a bit of paperwork to fill out, Walter. Who's the Maid of Honor?
Catherine Freneau : Umm, Elizabeth Anderson.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : And the Best Man?
Walter Eckland : Uh, Harry MacGregor.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Harry?
Walter Eckland : Just believe me.
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Commander Frank Houghton RAN : [Speaking of Walter] I believe I've found our nail, Sir. A rusty one I grant you, but they don't come any sharper.
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[Eckland has just discovered that there was no snake when Houghton, who believes Catherine is dead, is calling]
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Walter? Are you there, Walter? I have the chaplain, I thought it might be a comfort if he said a few words.
Walter Eckland : Never mind the chaplain, Frank. She's alive. The snake's dead.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Walter, explain yourself.
[Eckland puts down the microphone]
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Walter? Walter?
[shouting]
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Walter!
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Walter Eckland : [after Frank's ship bashes a hole in Walter's boat to get him to go to Matalava] FRANK, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? LOOK AT MY BOAT!
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : [on a bullhorn, pleased with himself] Terribly sorry, Walter! Our steering must have jammed! I'm sorry!
Walter Eckland : IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO WORK ONE OF THOSE THINGS, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : I am sorry!
Walter Eckland : OH, STOP SAYING THAT! LOOK AT MY BOAT! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Become a Coast Watcher, I expect! Luckily, we put a little surprise ashore! Oh, Walter... we'll stand by until you get safely in!
Walter Eckland : FRANK, I'LL SUE YOU! I'LL SUE! I'LL SUE THE ENTIRE WAR!
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Quite right, Walter! I'll be your witness!
[adding]
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Oh, and Walter... Thanks for volunteering!
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Commander Frank Houghton RAN : [after explaining the Coast-watching service] It's ary important work, Walter. Damned important. You'd might like to volunteer.
Walter Eckland : Oh, I'd love to, Frank! But, I've just signer on for another watching service: the "Watch Out for Walter Eckland" Service!
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN : A great many lives are at stake, Mr. Eckland!
Walter Eckland : Now listen to me, both of you! Now, several years ago, I made peace with the World. Now, if the World isn't bright enough to make peace with ITSELF, it's just going to have to settle things without me!
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Commander Frank Houghton RAN : [Telling Walter the code-names to be used on the radio] I'm Big Bad Wolf, Stebbings here is Bo Peep, and you're...
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN : Mother Goose, Sir.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : That's it. You're Mother Goose. Now try and remember all that, Walter. It's bloody important.
Walter Eckland : Yeah, bloody.
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Walter Eckland : [on the radio on his island] When do I get off?
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : I told you, as soon as we find a replacement for you. In the meantime, try to relax. Oh, and I'm very sorry about your boat. I really am.
Walter Eckland : Is Big Bad Wolf *really* sorry? Because if he is, Big Bad Wolf and Little Bo Peep can DO something for Mother Goose. THEY CAN GO...
[Stebbings cuts the radio off before any profanity goes through]
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : [to Stebbings] I don't really blame him, do you?
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN : Sir, I don't think we've accomplished anything. I don't think he'll report in. I mean, you can lead a horse to water, but can you make it drink?
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : [calmly] When he gets thirsty, he'll drink, Stebbings. He'll drink.
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Walter Eckland : [about the Coast Watching Service] We've been friends for a long time. Do you really think you can talk me into it?
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : No, I suppose you're right. Stebbings, confiscate all the small craft on this pier.
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN : But this is the only one there is, Sir.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Confiscate it.
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN : Yes, sir.
Walter Eckland : Frank, you can't do that! I'll go over your head! Who's in charge here?
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN : He is!
Walter Eckland : Frank, you can't do that to me! That boat's all I have!
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : You said we've been friends for a long time, Walter. Do you really think you can talk me out of it?
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Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Bride's full name?
Catherine Freneau : Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau.
Walter Eckland : [Gives Catherine a strange look] Eh!
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : Groom's full name?
Walter Eckland : Walter Christopher Eckland.
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Lieutenant Stebbings RAN : Good heavens!
Commander Frank Houghton RAN : What is it?
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN : He... he made a gesture, sir!