Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)

Bern Hoffman: Bartender

Quotes 

• Dino : [cringing as the hired help passes by]  Hey pal. Those gorgeous cocktail waitresses I heard so much about. Where are they?

  Bartender : This is it!

  Dino : You must be kidding. I've seen better navels on oranges.

  Bartender : Take that redhead over there. She was runner-up in Miss Nevada!

  Dino : What year?

• Bartender : The most popular one around here is Polly the Pistol.

  Dino : Polly the Pistol?

  Bartender : You can't go wrong with her. Fastest draw in the West.

  Dino : Now you're talking. Where is she?

  Bartender : Must be her night off.

  Dino : Oh, that's too bad, because I'd sure like to shoot it out with her.