Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)

Jody McCrea: Bonehead

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• Bonehead : Lorelei, do you know about the Birds and the Bees?

  Lorelei : No.

  Bonehead : Well, I better get out of here or you're going to find out.

• Bonehead : [they are in the ocean; he is on top of his surf-board. Lorelei's body is mainly underwater, only her head and shoulders are above water; she is holding on to the surf-board with a hand.]  Oh, I don't know your name.

  Lorelei : Lorelei.

  Bonehead : [smiling]  Lorelei. That's pretty.

  Lorelei : There is something else you should know about me. I'm a mermaid.

  Bonehead : [facetiously]  Some of my best friends are mermaids, Lorelei.

  Bonehead : [as he sees Lorelei swimming away, he notices that she is half-fish]  You know something? You really ARE one.

  Lorelei : I told you I was.

  Bonehead : Well, I knew something was different about you, but not THIS different.

  Lorelei : Do you still want to meet me tomorrow?

  Bonehead : Gosh, yes. More than ever. I've never known a girl with a... tail. I mean, I'll be the only boy in my block that knows a real, live mermaid.

• Sugar Kane : Come on, Bonehead. Let's go!

  Bonehead : Go? We just got here.

  Sugar Kane : I don't mean just go. I mean go-go-go, like dance!

  Bonehead : Oh, shore!

• Sugar Kane : Oh, here comes Boney!

  Bonehead : Hi, Sugar.

• Bonehead : Frankie, I found Sugar. They've got her at that pool hall.

  Frankie : Who's got her?

  Bonehead : Von Zipper's got her.

  Frankie : Von Zipper?

  Bullets : The Rat Pack social director. And you promised me...

  Frankie : And I'm gonna KEEP my promise. Okay, you guys, let's go! Cowabunga!

  Earl Wilson : Cowabunga?

  Bullets : I don't know, Earl, but let's go.

• Dee Dee : You know something, Bonehead, you remind me of the ocean.

  Bonehead : You mean I'm so deep?

  Dee Dee : No. You make me sick.