Major Dundee (1965)

Slim Pickens: Wiley

Quotes 

• Wiley : If you're lookin' for hard-ridin', Injun-fightin' whiskey drinkin' mulepackers, then by *God* you've got one!

  Maj. Amos Dundee : What in the hell am I supposed to do with you?

  Sgt. Gomez : He's the biggest drunk, but the best mule packer in the Territory, sir.

  Maj. Amos Dundee : What's your name?

  Wiley : Wiley.

  Maj. Amos Dundee : All right, Wiley. Make your mark.

  Wiley : Whiskey?

  Maj. Amos Dundee : All you can drink...

  [Wiley signs the contract] 

  Maj. Amos Dundee : ...when you've earned it. Sergeant, take him to a cell and dry him out.

  [Sergeant Gomez escorts Wiley out of the room] 

  Wiley : Well! I ain't never seen anything like this before!

• Wiley : [during the fight between Dahlstrom and Benteen]  Boy, you sure do kick up a lot of dust with your sermon, Reverend!

• Maj. Amos Dundee : [after a battle, Dundee comes across Wiley, bleeding from a head wound]  Wiley, are you hit?

  Wiley : No, sir. My damned mule kicked me.

• Sgt. Chillum : [about the children they have rescued from the Apache]  Doesn't look like the gut-shuckers been feedin' 'em much.

  Wiley : You ever seen a fat Apache?

  Sgt. Chillum : I ain't yet!

• Wiley : You wanted Injun-fightin', mule-packin', whiskey-drinkin' volunteers, sir. Well, by God, you've got one.