- Stryc (segment "Smrt pana Baltazara"): Zdena Malíková soothed me and whispered, "You will win me over only as a man." I wanted to jump out the window, but it was the second floor. Zdena cuddled up to me and whispered that I could do anything I liked to her. So I informed her that Strauss, upon hearing Mozart's "Jupiter," he said that it disgusted him. And she answered, "You disgust me. Can't you see this body of mine?"
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- Stryc (segment "Smrt pana Baltazara"): I went to have a look at the Archbishop's residence last year. The garden was deserted, fallen leaves everywhere. There was just an old woman sitting there munching on apples. If only the dear deceased Archbishop Khon had seen that. He would have gone at her and let her have it for not sweeping.
- Stryc (segment "Smrt pana Baltazara"): I wanted to run away, but there was a St. Bernard growling at the door. So I started singing, "Be only mine, my Violetta," and surrendered to her.
- Stryc (segment "Smrt pana Baltazara"): When Smetana died. they would use his sheet music to wrap sausages. That's the thing, to amuse the nation in its spare time. Antonín Dvorák wanted to do that too, but the nation prefers to drink and have the "Humoresque" played to order.
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): Now, look here, you Czech. Give me those 40 crowns. You know, we Gypsy girls are clean, too. You'll give me 40, won't you?
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): Sweetie pie, come here. Now then, sweetie pie. Come here, sweetie pie. Come here. Let me sleep here with you, okay? You know, we Gypsies, as soon as we go to be with a man, we fall in love with him.
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): You wouldn't let me dance with anybody else, would you? Say that you'd slap me. Say it!
- Gaston (segment "Romance"): Dang it, of course, I'd slap you silly.
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): I knew that you loved me! I knew it ages ago.
- Gaston (segment "Romance"): We can go to my place. Mother isn't at home, so we can make some coffee and put on some jazz.
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): If I danced with somebody else, you'd slap me, wouldn't you?
- Gaston (segment "Romance"): Of course, I'd slap you.
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): Swear you would!
- Gaston (segment "Romance"): I swear. Honest.
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): Now I believe you! Now you're my man, my master, my all!
- Gaston (segment "Romance"): You know, my foreman, he's not to be messed with. He keeps asking me to call him by his first name. But how can I do that when he's about 20 years older than me and has four kids or something?
- Hlídac (segment "Romance"): I've never managed to get a Gypsy girl. No siree, not me. A Gypsy girl. I only used to dream about a Gypsy girl.
- [sings]
- Hlídac (segment "Romance"): Oh, my beautiful Gypsy, My little Gypsy girl
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): He sings like I talk.
- Gaston (segment "Romance"): He's a darkie just like you.
- Gaston (segment "Romance"): Do you want an apple?
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): Well, yes.
- Gaston (segment "Romance"): How old are you?
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): Eighteen. Still have another 10 years in me. And you?
- Gaston (segment "Romance"): Twenty-one.
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): Blackjack! That's the best age.
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): I was there. It was in Nasavrky.
- Gaston (segment "Romance"): What's that?
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): Well, Nasavrky.
- Gaston (segment "Romance"): In Nasavrky?
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): Yes, in Nasavrky.
- Gaston (segment "Romance"): All right. It doesn't matter.
- Cikánka (segment "Romance"): Yes, in Nasavrky.