Promise Her Anything (1966)

Keenan Wynn: Angelo Carelli

Quotes 

• Angelo Carelli : Times have changed!

  Harley Rummel : Sex never changes.

  Angelo Carelli : Only in America. In Denmark - it changes.

• Angelo Carelli : Today if I guy wants to see some broads in bikinis, he don't need no mail order movie. He just goes down to the corner supermarket. If he wants real kicks, he goes to an Italian movie.

  Harley Rummel : I will not shoot a nudie film.

• Harley Rummel : You always love my stuff.

  Angelo Carelli : Love is for the bluebirds! Am I in the bluebird business?

• Angelo Carelli : I want something revolutionary. The kind of thing you've never seen in a mail order movie before.

• Angelo Carelli : What are those?

  Pet Shop Customer : Those are fish, madam.

  Angelo Carelli : Do they glow in the dark?

  Pet Shop Customer : If you like.

• Angelo Carelli : You mean you don't know? You don't know who you are? You are the Inga-mar Bergman of the mail order films.