Face to Face (1967)

Calisto Calisti: Sheriff of Willow Creek

Quotes 

• [Mrs. Lee is arguing with a sheriff about a letter Siringo gave her about a planned bank robbery by Bennet's Raiders] 

  Sheriff of Willow Creek : That so? Just can't imagine who put it in that there little old handbag of yours, since that billet-doux's addressed to me.

  Mrs. Lee : You doubt my word?

  Sheriff of Willow Creek : Ah, listen, Mrs. Lee. You had a good idea for me to read your one-hundred-and-fifty-millionth petition, begging to close down the saloon. But if you can't succeed in keeping your own husband in the house, then I don't know what I can do! Is that clear?

  Mrs. Lee : If that's what you think, I'll show you what I think to your letter!

  [throws it away] 

  Mrs. Lee : Impertinent critter... no Eastern gentleman would talk to a lady like that...