- Drooper the Lion: In-laws can give ya trouble, and outlaws can give ya trouble! So why take a chance on by-laws!
- Fleegle: Ya know somethin'? Someday I'm gonna roll these Bananas into a basketball and bounce 'em the heck outta here!
- Fleegle: The Banana Splits club will now come to order. And the first business is, where's my gavel?
- Drooper the Lion: Your what, Fleeg?
- Drooper the Lion: My gavel. Gav-el! It should be here on my desk.
- Drooper the Lion: Oh that. Well ya see, one week you hit your finger with it and another time you broke your desk with it, so we thought we'd better hide it.