- Dr. Robert Kingsley: General, you are a strange mixture. You pursue a merciful ideal - mercilessly
- Gen. Maximilian Harmon: [stands up, bends riding crop, pauses] I'll take that as a compliment.
- Dr. Kurt Erikson: This is an historic moment, ironically so. For history, as the world knows it, will soon end.
- Steven Garrow: He must be dead.
- Illya Kuryakin: Listen, if you don't have anything positive to say, why don't you just keep quiet.
- Margitta Kingsley: You people know far more about Robert than I do. I only happen to be married to him. U.N.C.L.E. is his way of life!
- Margitta Kingsley: Where else did you think I raised a $100,000,000? An overdraft at a drive-in bank?
- Margitta Kingsley: You never learned that people don't want to be enlightened.
- Mr. Webb: They only respect the threat of the whip, welded by a master.
- Dr. Robert Kingsley: The most complex engineering feat in history, functioning perfectly, and a television tube blows.