Never a Dull Moment (1968)

Dorothy Provine: Sally Inwood

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Quotes 

• Leo Joseph Smooth : You know, I used to paint things you could recognize. You know, flowers, trees, waterfalls. Now I do that kinda stuff,

  [Points to his splashed canvas] 

  Leo Joseph Smooth : and she swears its progress.

  Sally Inwood : You know what we're trying to accomplish, Mr. Smooth.

  Leo Joseph Smooth : Well, someday we're going back to flowers and trees.

  Sally Inwood : And they'll be YOUR flowers and trees.

• Sally Inwood : Are you insane or do you take something?

• Jack Albany : You, uh, belong to Joe's organization, sweetheart?

  Sally Inwood : Sure thing. I head up the mob's fine arts division.

  Jack Albany : You're puttin' me on.

  Sally Inwood : Am I?

• Jack Albany : Well, I ,just wanna know how cozy you are with Joe. I mean, I like your style, but then, uh, he' the boss.

  Sally Inwood : Before you go any further, hot stuff, let me tell you something out of pure generosity. I have been living alone in New York City for four years. I know how to take care of myself.

• Jack Albany : Well, I like a girl with spirit.

  Sally Inwood : And for the record, my relationship with Mr. Smooth is strictly teacher-pupil. My relationship with you is nothing.

• Leo Joseph Smooth : What's going on here?

  Sally Inwood : I would like another car, please, and another driver to take me home.

  Leo Joseph Smooth : Why? Something's wrong with the car?

  Sally Inwood : It's broken.

• Leo Joseph Smooth : A new car, less than a thousand miles, and it's broken?

  Sally Inwood : Well, quite possibly it was not built to withstand crashing into a tree. Of course, that's just an opinion. I am not a mechanic.

• Leo Joseph Smooth : Oh, you wrapped up the car?

  Florian : Well, she hit me.

  Sally Inwood : I slapped him, for the classic reason.

  Florian : All I did was...

  Leo Joseph Smooth : [Backhands Florian]  I know what you did.

• Sally Inwood : The Field of Sunflowers!

  Leo Joseph Smooth : Yeah.

  Sally Inwood : Why are you showing a picture of that here?

  Leo Joseph Smooth : Well, I, uh, shouldn't have to... there are people who appreciate art.

  Sally Inwood : These people? Well, there must be some other reason.

• Jack Albany : [On a ledge outside Sally's window]  Do you want me to fall off of here and beak my neck?

  Sally Inwood : Would you?

  Jack Albany : That's a terrible thing to say.

  Sally Inwood : Well, be insulted and go away.

• Jack Albany : Help!

  Sally Inwood : You really are insane.

  Jack Albany : Whatever you say. Just help me up.

• Jack Albany : Well, how did you know to hit him?

  Sally Inwood : It was pretty obvious which one wasn't the professional killer... "an umbrella of peace spreading..."

• Jack Albany : Oh, thank you.

  Sally Inwood : What for?

  Jack Albany : For saving my life.

  Sally Inwood : Oh, that. I'd do that for any great actor.

• Jack Albany : I need you.

  Sally Inwood : You do.