- Ignaz Hirnbeißer: My name is Ignaz Brainbiter.
- Jäckele: You have my sympathy. But you surely got used to it. My name is Jäckele, Alfons Jäckele.
- Ignaz Hirnbeißer: Jäckele, Alfons Jäckele? This is really stupid as well. Oh, I adore those stupid names.
- Jäckele: What do you wish, Mr. Inbiter?
- Ignaz Hirnbeißer: It's Brainbiter! Brain! It's obviously the thing that you don't have.
- Ignaz Hirnbeißer: I used to have the same set of mustache just like you.
- Jäckele: Yes?
- Ignaz Hirnbeißer: Yes. But i shaved myself because I looked so stupid.
- Jäckele: No.
- Ignaz Hirnbeißer: Seal style.
- Jäckele: I also looked as stupid as you, so I grew myself a mustache, Schnauzer Style.
- Helga: [Grete thinks, Helga has hidden a man in her holiday flat] Do you think, I have a man on the balcony?
- Grete: With Romeo and Juliet often things happened.
- Helga: Aunt, what do you have against the men?
- Grete: What I have against the men? Everything.
- Helga: Why do you have a man as a chauffeur?
- Grete: Franz? He's not a man. At least not any more.
- Butler Percy: Hello, Mr. Nick. Wake up, we'll be in Mexico soon.
- Nick Dreamer: [talks while sleeping] Leave me. The girl, she is beautiful. Come baby. Kiss me.
- Butler Percy: May I remind you, Mr. Nick. that we are in an aircraft and don't have a baby.
- Reporter #1: Your TV-movie will be called "Happening in Mexico", Mr. Vogel. Can you tell something about the plot?
- Sam Vogel: Well, adventures, action, pistoleros, cucaracas, sex, sex and again sex.
- Reporter #2: Why are you filming in Mexico?
- Sam Vogel: In Africa you would ask me the same question. Should I crank at the north pole?