With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)

Doris Day: Abby McClure

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• Molly the Maid : [in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening]  Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?

  Abby McClure : [humiliated]  I think the *hair*, Molly.

  Molly the Maid : False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.

• Mitch McClure : [They're all gathered at a table in a Chinese restaurant]  Boy, am I glad you two got married!

  Abby McClure : You are?

  Mitch McClure : Mm-hmm. Because with six, you get eggroll!

• Abby McClure : Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?

• Jason McClure : Can I sleep with you, Mommy?

  Abby McClure : Go! Get moving!

  Jake Iverson : There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.

• Abby McClure : [During a raucous party]  If this wasn't my house I'd go home!

• Jason McClure : [walking into bedroom]  Mommy!

  Abby McClure : [hugging Jason]  What is it, sweety?

  Jason McClure : I can't find the bathroom!

• Abby McClure : The only thing I've never gotten is why parents never run away.

• Cleo : [approaches Jake getting out of his car]  Oh, Jake... Well, howdy, neighbor.

  Jake Iverson : [caught by surprise]  Oh, Hi, Cleo...

  Cleo : Sorry I haven't been over lately. I've been in Mexico - getting a divorce.

  Cleo : [Cleo then notices Abby getting out of the car]  Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were alone.

  Jake Iverson : No, no, I'm not... Abby, this is Mrs. Ruskin. She's my... it's the neighbor - next door.

  Jake Iverson : [to Cleo]  This is Abby, my wife.

  Cleo : Well, I just, uh, *happened* to be walking down the street...

  Abby McClure : It's a nice night for streetwalking, yeah...

  Cleo : She *is* your wife, isn't she?