With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)

Alice Ghostley: Molly

Quotes 

• Molly the Maid : [in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening]  Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?

  Abby McClure : [humiliated]  I think the *hair*, Molly.

  Molly the Maid : False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.